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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hey now...that little fella in the picture is smiling and giving us the thumbs up. It can't be all that bad else he wouldn't be smiling and giving the thumbs up.

Also...Cuddles of the Oddballs with his "Official Missle"...creepy description or awesome band name?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Perhaps the dwarfs only get half pay.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

LL:

I'll bet all you have are good days.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Keep tossin' that dwarf!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

If memory serves (and sometimes it just double-faults) the dwarf pictured in that newspaper article is Wee Robbie.

Please don't ask me how I remember that.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'm so glad someone got that. Thanks.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Fat Bastard? <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=YoY_Fahp_Qc" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoY_Fahp_Qc">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Strip clubs were outlawed in Missouri last year, causing the loss of thousands of jobs and many businesses to close. WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE???

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Or have an abortion..

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I just tossed my cookies reading about this bullshit.

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schmannity's avatar

Not any more! A rich history stretching back to Ponce de Leon is over. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/06/florida-...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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Fartknocker's avatar

This is another Teatard mortgage broker who also voted to cut unemployment benefits to Floridians from 26 to 20 weeks to help promote business. <a href="http:\/\/www.myfloridahouse.gov\/Sections\/Representatives\/details.aspx\?MemberId=4446" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.myfloridahouse.gov/Sections/Representa...">http://www.myfloridahouse.g...

He was probably one of those sons of bitches handing out NINJA (No Income No Job No Assets) loans who promulgated the greatest financial collapse since the Great Depression. Now he wants to legalize tossing little people.

I'd rather take his sorry ass to the Bermuda Triangle and toss him in the Atlantic to watch him disappear.

I don't live in Florida but this form of hypocritcal shit stain just drives me to drink. So I drink a lot.

OT: That fucking anti-christ Westboro Church from Wichita will protest at Steven Jobs funeral according to Twitter. Assholes. The irony of it is that Margie Phelp wrote the Tweet on damn I-Phone. She's got the intelligence of a clothes hanger.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Today we are all suicidal, drunken, out of work dwarves with low self esteem.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Don't toss that dwarf hand me a sling shot.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’d like to propose ball smacking of stupid elected officials as an alternative.

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fuflans's avatar

if i call you a nerd i do it only out of love.

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