Florida GOP state Rep. Ritch Workman's got a hawt new job creation proposal to, er, bring back "dwarf tossing," a bizarre bar sport thing where intoxicated idiots pay money to fling little people around the room like shot puts, to amuse the drunks. Florida outlawed this in 1989 for obvious reasons, which means that this is now, two decades later, somehow (?) Workman's cue to whine about the "Big Brother government" forcing dwarfs to miss out on all these sweet human projectile jobs with its heinous socialist safety regulations. Because what else are little people going to do, get a "regular" nonexistent job like everyone else? Oh ha, that's a good one.
Hey now...that little fella in the picture is smiling and giving us the thumbs up. It can't be all that bad else he wouldn't be smiling and giving the thumbs up.
Also...Cuddles of the Oddballs with his "Official Missle"...creepy description or awesome band name?
He was probably one of those sons of bitches handing out NINJA (No Income No Job No Assets) loans who promulgated the greatest financial collapse since the Great Depression. Now he wants to legalize tossing little people.
I'd rather take his sorry ass to the Bermuda Triangle and toss him in the Atlantic to watch him disappear.
I don't live in Florida but this form of hypocritcal shit stain just drives me to drink. So I drink a lot.
OT: That fucking anti-christ Westboro Church from Wichita will protest at Steven Jobs funeral according to Twitter. Assholes. The irony of it is that Margie Phelp wrote the Tweet on damn I-Phone. She's got the intelligence of a clothes hanger.
Hey now...that little fella in the picture is smiling and giving us the thumbs up. It can't be all that bad else he wouldn't be smiling and giving the thumbs up.
Also...Cuddles of the Oddballs with his "Official Missle"...creepy description or awesome band name?
Perhaps the dwarfs only get half pay.
LL:
I'll bet all you have are good days.
Keep tossin' that dwarf!
If memory serves (and sometimes it just double-faults) the dwarf pictured in that newspaper article is Wee Robbie.
Please don't ask me how I remember that.
I'm so glad someone got that. Thanks.
Fat Bastard? <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=YoY_Fahp_Qc" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoY_Fahp_Qc">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Strip clubs were outlawed in Missouri last year, causing the loss of thousands of jobs and many businesses to close. WHERE&#039;S THE OUTRAGE???
Or have an abortion..
I just tossed my cookies reading about this bullshit.
Not any more! A rich history stretching back to Ponce de Leon is over. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/06/florida-...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...
This is another Teatard mortgage broker who also voted to cut unemployment benefits to Floridians from 26 to 20 weeks to help promote business. <a href="http:\/\/www.myfloridahouse.gov\/Sections\/Representatives\/details.aspx\?MemberId=4446" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.myfloridahouse.gov/Sections/Representa...">http://www.myfloridahouse.g...
He was probably one of those sons of bitches handing out NINJA (No Income No Job No Assets) loans who promulgated the greatest financial collapse since the Great Depression. Now he wants to legalize tossing little people.
I&#039;d rather take his sorry ass to the Bermuda Triangle and toss him in the Atlantic to watch him disappear.
I don&#039;t live in Florida but this form of hypocritcal shit stain just drives me to drink. So I drink a lot.
OT: That fucking anti-christ Westboro Church from Wichita will protest at Steven Jobs funeral according to Twitter. Assholes. The irony of it is that Margie Phelp wrote the Tweet on damn I-Phone. She&#039;s got the intelligence of a clothes hanger.
Today we are all suicidal, drunken, out of work dwarves with low self esteem.
Don&#039;t toss that dwarf hand me a sling shot.
I&rsquo;d like to propose ball smacking of stupid elected officials as an alternative.
if i call you a nerd i do it only out of love.