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oafishcad's avatar

Conservatism's only purpose is the establishment of a financial arstocracy with most of the wealth and power. At least since the Revolutionary War.

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Cheers Y'all's avatar

What are the folks in South Beach & Key West (etc., etc.) saying about this in their local diners? Why isn't Chuck Toad down there cruising said local diners interviewing teh gays on this topic? Did he misplace his thong or something? Hmmmmmmmmm? I lived in Key West in the late 80s / early 90's and I can't even comprehend this "Don't Say Gay Bill" in freaking Florida! What? Nice giant voting block you're pissing off there.

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Tosca's avatar

He also wants HISTORY taught. I thought the Deplorables had banned that?

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oafishcad's avatar

Gay people vote; whether you mention them or not. But I guess conservatives just can't pass up a chance to bully little gay boys and gay girls.

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DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

Brady's in Tampa (or at least played there). You need to follow sportsball more closely.

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DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

How about two mommies and one daddy? Wasn't there a tee vee comedy about that once?

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She Said It's avatar

What would be wrong in saying to that little troublemaker, Johnny, "Some kids have a mommy and daddy, some kids have 2 mommies and some kids have 2 daddies."? And some kids have Magat parents who have multiple affairs, stay drunk all day and scare you away from your gay pals. THOSE are the ones to steer clear of.

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Cheers Y'all's avatar

....."kid that sleeps with an alligator named after a NASCAR driver....." OMG Trae is a gem.

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RepubAnon's avatar

Why did DeSantis say that teachers should provide history lessons - didn't he just outlaw that?

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sarafina's avatar

I love Trae like brisket.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Consistency of thought is not their strong suit

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Clark_Nova's avatar

Biden just has a politician's comprehension of which side the bread is buttered on.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Can they discuss how Jerry Falwell Jr. wants the poolboy to fuck his wife while he watches from the corner?

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I want to make out with him behind a Waffle House.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Well, Mini is wearing a pantsuit now…

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