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bobbert's avatar

He must have got the tat after he lost the weight, so diabeetus control + midlife crisis all at once?

bobbert's avatar

Pillage, <i>then</i> rape, <i>then</i> burn.

bobbert's avatar

I can tell from having seem many 'Shops, and also some pixels.

fuflans's avatar

oh don't be nice.

fuflans's avatar

orange was already taken

fuflans's avatar

chris christie will eat him.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Gore Vidal: "Never have children, only grandchildren". Quote from a novel; not based on personal experience.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Don't we all? Last night he was prancing in dressage costume with tight pants. mmmmm

fuflans's avatar

which ties in nicely with the diabetes theme...

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"... and like many diabetics have had problems with my weight and my blood sugar control. "

No, it should read "I like many people who have problems with obesity, have diabetes"

Fartknocker's avatar

Needs more nipple rings and ear piercings...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Before" pic and "After" pic - OK. "Before" pic and 498 "After" pics in a variety of cheesy poses - not quite OK.

Does this musclebound doofus think people can't tell the difference?

chascates's avatar

Now he just needs a facelift and a personality transplant.

schmannity's avatar

Is he from the Magenta Party?

schmannity's avatar

1959 Cadillac DeVille