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He must have got the tat after he lost the weight, so diabeetus control + midlife crisis all at once?

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MGB libel!

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Pillage, <i>then</i> rape, <i>then</i> burn.

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I can tell from having seem many 'Shops, and also some pixels.

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oh don't be nice.

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orange was already taken

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chris christie will eat him.

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Gore Vidal: "Never have children, only grandchildren". Quote from a novel; not based on personal experience.

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Don't we all? Last night he was prancing in dressage costume with tight pants. mmmmm

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which ties in nicely with the diabetes theme...

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"... and like many diabetics have had problems with my weight and my blood sugar control. "

No, it should read "I like many people who have problems with obesity, have diabetes"

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Needs more nipple rings and ear piercings...

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"Before" pic and "After" pic - OK. "Before" pic and 498 "After" pics in a variety of cheesy poses - not quite OK.

Does this musclebound doofus think people can't tell the difference?

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Now he just needs a facelift and a personality transplant.

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Is he from the Magenta Party?

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1959 Cadillac DeVille

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