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fuflans's avatar

<i>And JUST LIKE in Iraq, No weapons of mass destruction have been discovered as of yet at the neighbor’s house, but William T. Woodward insists that he knows where they are, to the north, and east, and south, and west of the neighbor’s property lines.</i>

WMDs got moved to syria. duh.

Ikimizi's avatar

If you're paranoid enough, you can shoot anyone, anytime. And this shit could make a lot of people paranoid.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Canada won't take back Ted Cruz, we broke Texas, so Mexico doesn't want it back, I am skeptical about trying to get Cuba to take Florida.

bobbert's avatar

You can probably file a complaint with the state for them not issuing you one. I think that violates the state constitution.

bobbert's avatar

He's almost got the smirk down.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Some of the commenters did not seem to be tracking too well. There was some blaming of the "liberal media" and "Obamacare". Is this what it's like when you become old and crazy?

PubOption's avatar

That depends on what your definition of 'can' is.

PubOption's avatar

I know goch means red, but I'm not sure about llap, if it's applicable in this case I would guess that it means 'state'.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...nice to see that John Yu is still practicing law!

Lot_49's avatar

Regrettably, yes. Probably still do. It's no accident that Sea World and the Scripps Institute of Oceanography and the Navy are all here in Filnerville.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Is there absolutely no way to saw Florida off from the US and let it float away? None?

SullivanSt's avatar

Not so much "Stand Your Ground" as "Run Into His Ground" now.

The one consolation: the dead were both Floridian.

Shypixel's avatar

Fuck it.

Where's the Scotch?

Lot_49's avatar

We abuse animals for "entertainment" (bullfights, rodeo) on land, and we used to shoot them into space as "experiments"; why in the world should sea mammals be exempt?

Lot_49's avatar

They'll want to chose their questions carefully, though. "How'd that pre-emptive war thing work out for you?" for instance, probably should not be on the list.

Lot_49's avatar

Did the words "fusillade" or "hail of gunfire" appear anywhere in the report? Everybody likes a good fusillade.