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Rick Scott: Ni Homin Mo like Desmodus rotundus

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GREAT APES! GREAT APES!!!🍇🍇🍇

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Bat boy is the hate child of Rick Scott and Michele Bachman.

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thisthisthis, a thousand times, this

is it cheating to use my upvote finger like a sewing machine?

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Dude, we have the same reading list.

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Speaking from a country where voting is orderly and efficient, i think Scott's reforms actually make sense - provided that polling boards are accountable for ensuring that all ballots received can be properly counted in the allotted time. The one hour deadline for reporting total votes received is rather on the short side. The rest is what you'd expect in a functioning democracy.

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Republicans hate democracy because, like science, the law, and fact, it has a Democratic Party bias.

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Your intuition Kung Fu is strong.

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"True! How disgustingly democratic the fates are! Sire!"- Jack Kirby, FOREVER PEOPLE

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Point of order: Colorado was purpleish there for a bit but has just been getting Bluer and Bluer as time goes on

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May Colorado's Bluishness spill over into every state that it touches, especially Arizona, Kansas and Nebraska's 2nd District.

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Mr. Confusion and Madame Chaos, I would like to introduce you two to my good Friend, Rick Scott. Please do not let your instinctive revulsion to him put you off from shaking his hand. He's from Florida and has a verifiable record of stealing money from Medicare. I am sure you will all have much to talk about.Now please excuse me as there are other, more congenial, guests that I must greet!

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This asshole should be rotting in a prison cell.

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My heart belongs to that little scamp Bat-Boy!

I do worry that he has been hanging out with that Scott boy though. No good can come from that!

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Toothbrush mustaches will become a state ordered fashion for men.

And men will be punished if they fail to control their women.

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And ban marriage for anyone but straight christians

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