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Led Tassle's avatar

You left out Jewish Space Lasers.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

When I was a teenager my parents didn't want me going to Santa Ynez by myself because the KKK and other white supremacist organizations were very active there and they knew I would get in trouble speaking my mind... Shasta used to be a pretty cool hippie/new age place at one point and then it turned into a different kind of crazy.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

You take a stick of bamboo

You take a stick of bamboo

You take a stick of bamboo

You make a fake ballot

Oh, oh, Hanaah

-- Peter, Paul and Mary

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

wellllllll,

it almost the weekend, right?

digging to find Nice Things nao, so it nice yrrrrr

smoking lamp is lit

right?

satch's avatar

Of course a court upheld the rights of reporters to cover the White House, as we all knew it would. But TFG succeeded in making the news outlets retain legal counsel, file briefs and appeals, and generally burn time and money contesting a frivolous, stupid executive order while giving TFG a chance to stick it to the fake press. Administration lawyers should have their licenses incinerated in a bonfire that would be visible from the moon, if there was such a thing as "accountability".

tek's avatar

Roy Cohn lives on.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

That essence is like shit. It gets *everywhere*!!

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Saw a report last night about the DOJ attorney who filed the brief in the removal of the three networks from the White House.

He apparently wrote a paper praising "MeinKampf" while at Yale (IIRC) that so frightened his professor that he was required to turn in something a little less fashy.

Since then, he's praised the book as his favorite of all time as well as the Nazis' use of propaganda.

Yeah, that's a guy who really values free speech and should be working as a government attorney.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

I've said it before but it bears repeating. When exactly did Nazis become the good guys?

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

They were always the good guys to “Good Germans “

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I’d rather read de Sade, painfully boring twaddle that it is.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

But calling them Nazis forces moderate suburban voters to go Republican

Just_Jim's avatar

As if they were going to do anything else.

455 Rocket Cat, Space Donkey's avatar

It’s one thing to tell them to smell their ballots for a suspicious bamboo smell (please G do not let them do stupid and abnormal this year), but another thing to tell them to lick their ballots while reciting admiralty law in a fringe jacket.

Gammarae's avatar

god, i had a criminal defendant client spouting that admiralty crap to me--it hurt my brain then and it still does.

of course, he did bring me flowers, so how bad could he be, right?

乜 𝗖.𝗨.𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵's avatar

I prefer McElmore’s fringe game#thriftshop

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

“And it smelled wrong before, but now it doesn’t smell anymore."

Kind of like those purple mimeographs some of us got when we were kids in school. Or even the smell of a new magazine.

MIGHT THAT BE ALL IT IS, CLINT, YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER?

edit: sorry, not Clint, but CURTIS, YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER.

Just_Jim's avatar

Maybe not dense, just seeing which lie he throws on the wall sticks.

"M"'s avatar

State Attorney General Bonta has made a statement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnxbVT8ovk4

I do appreciate that he's doing his best to educate voters ... irrespective of how little it seems that voters want to be educated

Wookiee Monster's avatar

“ suddenly you hit one that’s, you know, considerably thicker.”

That’s because it made of bamboo. Duh.

Schmannity's avatar

Two crazy kids in these crazy times trying to make a go of it.

Who Is Turhan Mildon? Trump Lawyer Alina Habba to Marry Turkish Billionaire Eight Months After Second Divorce

Mildon, who divorced his wife in 2024, is the president and CEO of Miller Holding, a Turkish conglomerate involved in construction, mining, energy and international trade.

https://www.ibtimes.sg/who-turhan-mildon-trump-lawyer-alina-habba-marry-turkish-billionaire-eight-months-after-second-94231#google_vignette

Sk8erChoi's avatar

Will they invite Dear Friend Umar?

Donald Laporte's avatar

Donny gonna be big mad.

Schmannity's avatar

She's 42, he's 29.

"M"'s avatar

That makes it worse

She's just a terrible, corrupt person -- but that definitely puts a more interesting spin on how easily the regime thinks he can be manipulated by her

Especially since that kind of age difference is usually the other way around

Trump University Graduate's avatar

It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished them well.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

>>“And it smelled wrong before, but now it doesn’t smell anymore. Two months have gone by, but when we did our first initial — you know, I had a dozen people say ‘Something’s wrong with this.’ When you’re flipping through ballots, you kind of get used to the thickness and the size, and suddenly you hit one that’s, you know, considerably thicker.”<<

I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody, Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession.

A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado,

and it's addressed to Bill, Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our ballots?"

Trump University Graduate's avatar

"I got my mail-in ballot today. I sniffed it. It smells like napalm in the morning. I love that smell." --Colonel Bill Kilgore

Innocent_Bystander's avatar

OT fuck insurance companies in the nose: I'm moving from short-term to long-term disability while I deal with a bit of cancer, and my employer's insurance company is doing everything in their power to cause me to have a stroke while they jerk me around. First they told me (at least I interpreted) that I had to cut off my state EDD payments in order for them to give me my benefits. So I spent an entire day with the California EDD closing down my benefits there.

TODAY, the same guy says No, you can still receive both.

Now I have to go back to EDD and try to get them started back up. Fucking shit assholes.