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DDB9000's avatar

And the iron is Iron City beer.

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DAVID-19's avatar

Needs pink camouflage.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

How do you tell a 10-year-old little girl who got a Ruger 10/22 with a pink stock for her birthday that her rifle is an assault weapon and she has to turn it over to government or be arrested for felony possession?

I would say, "Your daddy is under arrest and can never rape you again."

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David Brown's avatar

In many ways, Heathers was even more egregious. I watched that relatively recently, it felt like something people would expect me to like, but it just didn't click.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Sure, it's effective, but that "getting pregnant by the targeted gun humper" step might be an obstacle to widespread success.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Trying to imagine where pink camo would be effective. Not succeeding.

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albabe's avatar

"NRA Accuses Ex Partner Of Forcing Unwanted Eyeliner On Poor Susan LaPierre. It was a drive-by rouging!"

Hey, it happens. Halloween can be a really traumatic time for us San Franciscans.

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doktorzoom's avatar

Thank goodness for collectors and YouTube. Surprise, "rapid fire" is very, very subjective!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Smibo's avatar

I hereby nominate your non-comment to the Non-Comment Hall of Fame.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

700 manufacturers? They're guns. There aren't a lot of different ways to make them. What the holy hell do they all do?

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

A 'harmless' weapon that shoots a pointy wooden bullet.I wonder how many kids' eyes it claimed before it was taken off the market? (The other part of me wonders if it was actually a repurposed anti-vampire weapon.)

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stevie65's avatar

We had a ruger when I was in high school. It had a hair trigger. I came within inches of killing my brother. Other than in the military, I've never used a gun since. I would not have one in my home.

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notleia's avatar

It kept my dad from stealing them.

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Terrapin's avatar

Pink for girls is sexist. Not to mention trashy af.

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