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And the iron is Iron City beer.

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Needs pink camouflage.

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How do you tell a 10-year-old little girl who got a Ruger 10/22 with a pink stock for her birthday that her rifle is an assault weapon and she has to turn it over to government or be arrested for felony possession?

I would say, "Your daddy is under arrest and can never rape you again."

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In many ways, Heathers was even more egregious. I watched that relatively recently, it felt like something people would expect me to like, but it just didn't click.

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Sure, it's effective, but that "getting pregnant by the targeted gun humper" step might be an obstacle to widespread success.

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Trying to imagine where pink camo would be effective. Not succeeding.

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"NRA Accuses Ex Partner Of Forcing Unwanted Eyeliner On Poor Susan LaPierre. It was a drive-by rouging!"

Hey, it happens. Halloween can be a really traumatic time for us San Franciscans.

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Thank goodness for collectors and YouTube. Surprise, "rapid fire" is very, very subjective!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I hereby nominate your non-comment to the Non-Comment Hall of Fame.

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700 manufacturers? They're guns. There aren't a lot of different ways to make them. What the holy hell do they all do?

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A 'harmless' weapon that shoots a pointy wooden bullet.I wonder how many kids' eyes it claimed before it was taken off the market? (The other part of me wonders if it was actually a repurposed anti-vampire weapon.)

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Hair salons?

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We had a ruger when I was in high school. It had a hair trigger. I came within inches of killing my brother. Other than in the military, I've never used a gun since. I would not have one in my home.

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It kept my dad from stealing them.

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Pink for girls is sexist. Not to mention trashy af.

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