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bobbert's avatar

Jesus Who?

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fuflans's avatar

damn that is awesome.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Stick with the firemen, Montag. All else is dreary chaos.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Hot mess. Literally.

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PubOption's avatar

Or Jones could have delusions of grandeur (to go with the rest of his delusions), and then he could run the Keystone Khrist Kathedral.

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PubOption's avatar

"I'm on top of the Korans, Ma."

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SullivanSt's avatar

Straight into darkness.

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>nothing good ever comes out of Gainesville</blockquote>

Tom Petty libel!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Does he have any Scottish ancestry? Because don't they spell church "Kirk"?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Whoever makes a living by printing Korans should send Rev. Terry a thank you note.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Is it Friday yet? I kept reading Korean instead of Koran. It made for an incredibly puzzling story. But the fact that it took place in Florida doesn't make my version at all unbelievable.

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