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Jesus Who?

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damn that is awesome.

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Stick with the firemen, Montag. All else is dreary chaos.

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Hot mess. Literally.

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Or Jones could have delusions of grandeur (to go with the rest of his delusions), and then he could run the Keystone Khrist Kathedral.

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"I'm on top of the Korans, Ma."

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Straight into darkness.

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<blockquote>nothing good ever comes out of Gainesville</blockquote>

Tom Petty libel!

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Does he have any Scottish ancestry? Because don't they spell church "Kirk"?

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Whoever makes a living by printing Korans should send Rev. Terry a thank you note.

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Is it Friday yet? I kept reading Korean instead of Koran. It made for an incredibly puzzling story. But the fact that it took place in Florida doesn't make my version at all unbelievable.

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