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fuflans's avatar

damn that is awesome.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Stick with the firemen, Montag. All else is dreary chaos.

PubOption's avatar

Or Jones could have delusions of grandeur (to go with the rest of his delusions), and then he could run the Keystone Khrist Kathedral.

PubOption's avatar

"I'm on top of the Korans, Ma."

SullivanSt's avatar

Straight into darkness.

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>nothing good ever comes out of Gainesville</blockquote>

Tom Petty libel!

SullivanSt's avatar

Does he have any Scottish ancestry? Because don't they spell church "Kirk"?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Whoever makes a living by printing Korans should send Rev. Terry a thank you note.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Is it Friday yet? I kept reading Korean instead of Koran. It made for an incredibly puzzling story. But the fact that it took place in Florida doesn't make my version at all unbelievable.