How many elected officials in the state of Florida have to be discovered on a list of clients at a brothel before Your Wonkette deigns to write about it? One? Two? Three? Oh, no, wait, we guess it's only two. So, noted central Florida pimp Mark David Risner, what sort of politicians did you lure to the "sex room" in your house, for paid sex? A state representative and "rising GOP star," plus a comically titled "vice mayor"? And they paid you $200 an hour, which last we checked the exchange rate was about two and a half whore diamonds? Nice work!
I guess Mike Horner didn't see "Ides of March." Ya spend another twenty bucks on a disposable cell phone for those "personal" calls. You can't use your home number, and it's just flat out stupid cheap to use your work number.
No surprise. They've been fucking the public ever since they got into office.
I guess Mike Horner didn't see "Ides of March." Ya spend another twenty bucks on a disposable cell phone for those "personal" calls. You can't use your home number, and it's just flat out stupid cheap to use your work number.
He should retain Todd Akins as his PR specialist.
Florida is shaped like a penis, Utah is shaped like a square. That explains Mitt.
wait! these are republicans? with girls?
this is not the cocktober we've been promised.
At least they weren't diddling young boys. Or reading porn. Or having abortions.
It&#039;s called <i>values</i>, people.
Sexcrime doubleplus ungood.