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chascates's avatar

No surprise. They've been fucking the public ever since they got into office.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I guess Mike Horner didn't see "Ides of March." Ya spend another twenty bucks on a disposable cell phone for those "personal" calls. You can't use your home number, and it's just flat out stupid cheap to use your work number.

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Fartknocker's avatar

He should retain Todd Akins as his PR specialist.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Florida is shaped like a penis, Utah is shaped like a square. That explains Mitt.

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fuflans's avatar

wait! these are republicans? with girls?

this is not the cocktober we've been promised.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

At least they weren't diddling young boys. Or reading porn. Or having abortions.

It's called <i>values</i>, people.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Sexcrime doubleplus ungood.

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