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bobbert's avatar

Not much of a parabola either.

Obviously, the kids are studying quantum group theory, where 1 x 2 = 2 and 2 x 2 = 4 <i>on average</i>.

bobbert's avatar

LDS is a fallback from Satanism? The more you know...

bobbert's avatar

Or, they may be trolling the fuck out of the school board.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Is that a graph of the normal distribution? That includes π which as we all know has a biblical value of 3.

Dylan Black's avatar

The secret is that the customer ALWAYS loses their safety deposit.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

But we don't know that it has been standardized. We don't know this is the usual Cartesian coordinate system. Maybe we are seeing the x' and y' axes. Or whomever drew the pic thought it looked cool. At least they didn't get all fancy with Euler's Identity or something.

Joshua Norton's avatar

1. Chalkboards are different shades of black. 2. Apple on desk is a Granny Smith on desk 1 and a Macintosh on desk 2. 3. Witch girl is really Samantha in pic 1, but Serena in pic 2 4. Teacher's dress is cotton in pic 1, but a rayon polyblend in pic 2. 5. Clock is electric in pic 1, but battery operated in pic 2. 6. Classroom is on the first floor in pic 1, but on the second floor in pic 2.

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

I'm pretty sure they don't actually discover anything other than that there is a hammer lying around which can be used to make the scary atheist nails go away.

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Looks like a bell curve to me.

She's teaching them how to gamble, obvs.

fuflans's avatar

those satanic temple folk are doing god's work.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Fuck if I know. I went to school in Florida. Also too, English major so fuck if I know.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Me, too! I remember going to the green stamps redemption place with my mom while she turned in all the little books and got small kitchen appliances and other stuff. Wow, I haven't thought about that in 40 years.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

11. In pic 1 the chalice contains blood of bat. In pic 2 the chalice contains Macallan 12.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i> but we are in the job of educating children</i>

Oh my. Linda is going to have some 'splainin' to do at the next White Trash Luncheon.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Why doesn't God just disappear all of them Satanists? How come we have to do all the heavy lifting for Him?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's satanic math, not biblical math. And it's certainly not muslim algebra.