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schmannity's avatar

FSU should work more on building a university that the team can be proud of. Not too likely, however, because Jeb! cronies are trying to cram a political hack/former House Speaker down its throat as its new president.

PubOption's avatar

That might work, if football players actually took classes.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

But in his defense, he throws the football really good.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Was he doing the Heisman stiff-arm pose?

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Yeah, thanks a lot Walt Disney.

Mahousu's avatar

Obviously you cannot understand the pain, suffering and humiliation that being suspended for half a game will cause. That's <b>**30 whole minutes**</b> of playing time. Really, he should sue for compensation.

Not quite sure who he should sue, but John Cain sounds like a good target. May as well include John McCain while he's at it.

Fartknocker's avatar

As he progresses through his career and makes more money than most any wonketter will ever see, he'll continue to act as the alpha male and will be on ESPN every season because of some act involving the alleged or actual abuse of a woman or animal. When he get's caught, his parents will remind America he's a good man and the team leadership will make sure he gets counseling.

Real action will only be taken when Nike, Intel, big beer, Proctor & Gamble or other Fortune 100 company says in the nicest way that his actions are repugnant shit.

Ikimizi's avatar

"And if we're far enough ahead at halftime, we'll suspend him for the rest of the game, too!"