'Garcia’s bill would prohibit the injection, release, or dispersion of any substance or apparatus into the atmosphere within Florida’s borders “for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, the weather, or the intensity of sunlight.”'
I am pretty sure Earth's "atmosphere" starts at sea level.
Did a Florida lawmaker just outlaw beach umbrellas?
Hang on, this could make essential geo-engineering projects more expensive in the future. At some point we might have to do something more radical about this global warming thing, and we really don't need this kooky law to raise the price for that.
When you dumb down public schools you get ignorance like this. And 20 percent of Americans read at or below a 6th grade level which is why you get this nonsense and a president elect who cannot read and is a convicted felon because he doesn't know how to earn an honest living. Ameri-dumb. We have come a long way down the ladder of literate societies.
I once asked a Jewish lady friend if the story about Jews controlling the weather was true. She told me that if it were true, the weather in Maryland would be a he'll of a lot better.
Chump change to the Deep State. Unless, of course, multiple violations begin to pile up like parking tickets. Will Florida accept crypto for this? PayPal...?
I regret that distant relative once asked me if the government was behind chemtrails. I whipped out my phone and googled images "WWII bomber contrails". 30 milliseconds later I showed her endless pictures of B-17s and German fighters and asked her if she still thought this was a new conspiracy.
"prohibit the injection, release, or dispersion of any substance or apparatus into the atmosphere within Florida’s borders “for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, the weather, or the intensity of sunlight.” So, no umbrellas, parasols, or sun shades?
Wouldn't this make it a crime to release GHG emissions in the state? They do impact the global temperature, obviously.
'Garcia’s bill would prohibit the injection, release, or dispersion of any substance or apparatus into the atmosphere within Florida’s borders “for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, the weather, or the intensity of sunlight.”'
I am pretty sure Earth's "atmosphere" starts at sea level.
Did a Florida lawmaker just outlaw beach umbrellas?
They think The Rainmaker (1956) is a documentary.
Hang on, this could make essential geo-engineering projects more expensive in the future. At some point we might have to do something more radical about this global warming thing, and we really don't need this kooky law to raise the price for that.
When you dumb down public schools you get ignorance like this. And 20 percent of Americans read at or below a 6th grade level which is why you get this nonsense and a president elect who cannot read and is a convicted felon because he doesn't know how to earn an honest living. Ameri-dumb. We have come a long way down the ladder of literate societies.
Sounds like a bunch of bullXit to me.
Donald Sutherland? cool.
Kate Bush? also cool.
I don't feel dumber for YOU having to have learned all of that.
I feel grateful. That you saved me from it.
Doesn't she realize that even aerial condensation has feelings too? https://youtu.be/ON4KBqk3kak
The Derp State is controlling the weather? Just when you think it can't get any dumber....
Any ban on "weather modification" would obviously include air-conditioning. Good luck next summer, Florida!
No no, it's a ban on Government weather control ... good luck DeSantis.
The government won't allow chlorofluorocarbons, so we're not as hot as we could be. Take it all down!
I once asked a Jewish lady friend if the story about Jews controlling the weather was true. She told me that if it were true, the weather in Maryland would be a he'll of a lot better.
Ta, Marcie. Are Floridians getting stupider or is it just that they keep electing the stupid? Discuss.
#whynotboth?
$10,000 fine
Chump change to the Deep State. Unless, of course, multiple violations begin to pile up like parking tickets. Will Florida accept crypto for this? PayPal...?
I regret that distant relative once asked me if the government was behind chemtrails. I whipped out my phone and googled images "WWII bomber contrails". 30 milliseconds later I showed her endless pictures of B-17s and German fighters and asked her if she still thought this was a new conspiracy.
"prohibit the injection, release, or dispersion of any substance or apparatus into the atmosphere within Florida’s borders “for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, the weather, or the intensity of sunlight.” So, no umbrellas, parasols, or sun shades?
Make sure your sunscreen is odorless.