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The key question is: when you lift off the bread, how much B do you have to move before you glimpse the LT?

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Unfortunately, up here in the other day, he is deranged.

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When dancing is outlawed...

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Dancing leads to crime? Perhaps it's the other way around. Perhaps they should ban crime.

When libruls talk about addressing the causes of crime, the Repubicans pat them on the head and say "There, there ... it's nice you're trying so hard". But a wingnut says "not enough Jeebus" and (I'll bet) the Repubicans stroke their long gray beards and say "I think you're on to something". It's a double standard is what I'm saying.

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THAT'S NOT OFF TOPIC!

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But I had some gas, and I let it pass, Now I'm Dancin' W/ Myself. . . .

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John Boehnner was run out of town on a rail.

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Tsk! Erik missed the best part:

<blockquote>The commission specifically banned those kinds of businesses, and skating rinks, to prevent a temporary rink from being used conceal a nightclub or dance hall</blockquote>

Those sneaky temporary skating rinks, shoving dance halls down their pants and sneaking them past security!

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If you have never been there, this is not the first step. Previously, they banned people darker than Mitt Romney.

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