Weston, Florida – Floridians can breathe a sigh of relief and unlock their doors at night. There is no more need for police officers, and every senior citizen is now safe without the threat of being eaten by rap zombies. How did Weston create such an amazing utopia for its residents? How did they erase all crime and cause everyone to live in peace and harmony? Did they steal the playbook from Hidden Valley? The answer has been there the entire time and leaders around the world are kicking themselves in the asses for not thinking of it first. The answer to stopping all crime is to
Dancing leads to crime? Perhaps it's the other way around. Perhaps they should ban crime.
When libruls talk about addressing the causes of crime, the Repubicans pat them on the head and say "There, there ... it's nice you're trying so hard". But a wingnut says "not enough Jeebus" and (I'll bet) the Repubicans stroke their long gray beards and say "I think you're on to something". It's a double standard is what I'm saying.
<blockquote>The commission specifically banned those kinds of businesses, and skating rinks, to prevent a temporary rink from being used conceal a nightclub or dance hall</blockquote>
Those sneaky temporary skating rinks, shoving dance halls down their pants and sneaking them past security!
The key question is: when you lift off the bread, how much B do you have to move before you glimpse the LT?
Unfortunately, up here in the other day, he is deranged.
When dancing is outlawed...
Dancing leads to crime? Perhaps it&#039;s the other way around. Perhaps they should ban crime.
When libruls talk about addressing the causes of crime, the Repubicans pat them on the head and say &quot;There, there ... it&#039;s nice you&#039;re trying so hard&quot;. But a wingnut says &quot;not enough Jeebus&quot; and (I&#039;ll bet) the Repubicans stroke their long gray beards and say &quot;I think you&#039;re on to something&quot;. It&#039;s a double standard is what I&#039;m saying.
THAT&#039;S NOT OFF TOPIC!
But I had some gas, and I let it pass, Now I&#039;m Dancin&#039; W/ Myself. . . .
John Boehnner was run out of town on a rail.
Tsk! Erik missed the best part:
<blockquote>The commission specifically banned those kinds of businesses, and skating rinks, to prevent a temporary rink from being used conceal a nightclub or dance hall</blockquote>
Those sneaky temporary skating rinks, shoving dance halls down their pants and sneaking them past security!
If you have never been there, this is not the first step. Previously, they banned people darker than Mitt Romney.