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Who said I was joking? I am 100000% serious. Fuck Texas. Any current resident in Texas south of I-40 and Houston who wants to remain a citizen of the US can move north of that line. We give the nazi fucksticks their own little Republic of Fuckstickistan where they can hump their guns and sisters to their little hearts' content.

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Ah. You're not joking, you're just an idiot.

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My brothers and I weren't actually kidding when we assessed the odds of seeing at least one of our uncles on that list.

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Central Eastern coast is basically weather perfection November through Memorial day. Humidity is high sporadically though, and believe me when I say how much it sucks to put up Christmas decorations whilst sweating your ass off! Not a bad trade off for the rest of the winter and spring, though.

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Remember when he refused to let the passengers off the cruise ship because he liked our "numbers?"

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Everything in Texas south-west of Houston and south of I-40 should be kicked out of the US and we keep Austin, which we will wall off, as our version of W Berlin and we let the nazi inbred fuckbags have the rest of that shithole state. Current Texas residents would get a free pass to move out of Texas and remain US citizens.

Same deal with Florida. Everything south of I-10 goes.

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wow glad to hear that, I was afraid it was going to be NJ. Am I the only one here who knows someone who was going Until I told his mom? He is almost 40 and lives with his parents and older brother.

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Years ago, at a Los Lobos concert in a small venue in Pittsburgh, I spent the intervening moments between musical numbers by screaming out non-sequiturs in Spanish. Las naranjas estan en la cocina!!!!Donde estan mis pantalones!?!?!!?

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I don't know, I was not impressed by the people I met in Wichita Falls. A history teacher who told me she had just heard of Eichmann, she said he was a bad man.

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I’m a Floridian and I’ve been refreshing the database NPR maintains on Jan 6 arrests daily, filtered for my state, because I’m convinced that at some point I’ll see people I know. There are a few in my own damned neighborhood that I’ve got both eyes on.

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He ended the "American carnage."

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The VEEP sequel is going to be unbelievable.

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What about the Florida panhandle? That’s Matt Gaetz’s district and it’s the Trumpiest place that ever Trumped. It’s such a naturally beautiful place, though, that I’m super pissed the rubes took it over. I wish they could be evicted and I could move there.

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Word. As usual, with the GQP, it's all projection. Keep in mind how they've been howling about supposed Democratic "re-education" centers. That was never a thing. It was only pure projection, because that's what *they* want to do to *us*.

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