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When I was living there, (when the earth was cooling), it was just known as the Alabama Coast.

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Sinkholes? In Florida? What a card you are.

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What problem?

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You could toast marshmallows over flaming puddles. So there's that.

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"Flaming Limestone" would be a great name for a rock band, though.

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Don't old folks move to Florida for warmth? This sounds like a win-win...!

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Oh come on, there are other states that would LOVE to have flaming water and here Florida has it for free!*

*based on endless relatives comments when I complained about my overly curly hair as a child

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Couldn't happen to a nicer state. Seriously.

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<i>No revenue of the state or any political subdivision or agency thereof shall ever be taken from the public treasury directly or indirectly in aid of any church, sect, or religious denomination or in aid of any sectarian institution </i> is the phrase that is intended to be stricken from the Constitution. This confuses me. I spent two years in Florida and those people never wanted any money spent on <b>anything</b>, except maybe wheelchair ramps.

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