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Eric Holder and his War on White People. When will the oppression end?

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<em>He initially denied any involvement in the KKK, probably explaining that he was just partying with Prince Harry, but ultimately admitted that he was the<strong> “district Kleage”</strong> for the National Aryan Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, which is a Kool Kolloquialism for Klan ReKruiter.</em>

...that sounds like something you would need penicillin to clear up.

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Fruitland Park. The name says it all.

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This is true; we lived here for two years before a trolley tour guide finally mentioned this fact; the others all acted like it was always a quaint open-air market for produce and tacky jewelry. These are the same goobers who keep pretending that the term Florida (or Georgia) Cracker only refers to cattle ranchers who used the sound of bullwhips to motivate the cows. Yeah, right.

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Charlie Chaplin?

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