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Depends on your skin tone.

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Collateralized Dick Obligations.

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Missippi.

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♫♪ Law used to look prude to me, now I find it <i>simply unenforceable</i> (she's so fined, there's no court where jurisdiction's at) ♫♪

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I consider it my solemn civic duty to serve on that review board. Pass it on to (your friend).

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your move, Anthony Weiner

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Stand your sext

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So now its all tied atween Texas and Floraduh in the dumbass attacks can we all just get back to Benghazi or something like shitty fingers in North Carolina

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So is there an archive of all these photos? Asking for a friend ....

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Okay, so I can understand why the legislators missed this. What's the excuse for the staff who are supposed to vet this stuff?

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That explains the iPhone 6 Plus.

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Text reply comes back "Thanks 4 hott pix Sr Graham, I'd recognize u anywhere! I don't recognize the number u sent it from. U get new fone?"

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Florida MEN.

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Is this non-enforceable law retroactive to 2005 and also applicable to situations where one of the sexting parties was possibly not a teenager? Asking for a friend.

-Hon. Mark A. Foley (R-Blame it on the Booze), Retired

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