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Gov. Bat Boy hates free government money, he likes the kind you embezzle. Makes him feel like he earned it.

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Of course, they'll try to move north, so we really do need to build that border fence.

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Ya know, he does look more like Voldemort in pictures where he's not catching bugs under porch lights....

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They're still making the transition to claiming that Obamacare was their idea that saved the state money, despite having to fight the democratic party tooth and nail to get the help our citizens deserve. They just need a stealthy way to change that name to republican freedom health coverage for patriotic America or something equally catchy.

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Especially white collar ones.

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What a nightmare cruise! Although later, everybody got the norovirus so things became much better.

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Wisconsin to Florida: "I'll see your moron Governor Scott, and raise you our asshole Governor Walker."

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huh? oh sarcasm right? yea!, they hate them..... kinda.

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only if its powty. them powty lips are hard to beat.

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Florida to Wisconsin: "I'll see your asshole Governor Walker and raise you our bimbo Attorney General Bondi."

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BENGAUZEE !!!

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Back to you: "I'll see you with our empty skirt Lt. Gov'r Rebecca Kleefisch and go all in with our brain damaged Sen. Ron Johnson."

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Naked Mole Rat Governor is having a mad.

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Now all growed up: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Gov. Scott is the quintessential Florida Man.

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At least it isn't a hardship for him to wave his arms in the air like he just don't care.

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