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Manhattan123's avatar

Gov. Bat Boy hates free government money, he likes the kind you embezzle. Makes him feel like he earned it.

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Norbrook's avatar

Of course, they'll try to move north, so we really do need to build that border fence.

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

Ya know, he does look more like Voldemort in pictures where he's not catching bugs under porch lights....

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Rick Hill's avatar

They're still making the transition to claiming that Obamacare was their idea that saved the state money, despite having to fight the democratic party tooth and nail to get the help our citizens deserve. They just need a stealthy way to change that name to republican freedom health coverage for patriotic America or something equally catchy.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Especially white collar ones.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

What a nightmare cruise! Although later, everybody got the norovirus so things became much better.

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

Wisconsin to Florida: "I'll see your moron Governor Scott, and raise you our asshole Governor Walker."

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handyhippie65's avatar

huh? oh sarcasm right? yea!, they hate them..... kinda.

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handyhippie65's avatar

only if its powty. them powty lips are hard to beat.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Florida to Wisconsin: "I'll see your asshole Governor Walker and raise you our bimbo Attorney General Bondi."

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GRH's avatar

BENGAUZEE !!!

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

Back to you: "I'll see you with our empty skirt Lt. Gov'r Rebecca Kleefisch and go all in with our brain damaged Sen. Ron Johnson."

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Naked Mole Rat Governor is having a mad.

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Steely_Fan's avatar

Now all growed up: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Gov. Scott is the quintessential Florida Man.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

At least it isn't a hardship for him to wave his arms in the air like he just don't care.

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