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I don't think that bacon would work in my amaratto cranberry sauce.

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Unfortunately, Trump's lying about the Florida Election is not treasonous. Lying about receiving fiscal support, campaign support, and other payments from a foreign state without declaring oneself a foreign agent is, indeed treason.

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Fuck that corrupt asshat.

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Santis

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That's what I hear! Couch potatoes when they aren't sprinting.

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You go to Meeting of the Minds?

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Yes, I did, thank god. I used to live on planes and in hotels. I kind of hate it now.

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Nah. That was George Carlin.

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Floriduh, the Gunshine State.

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You're being generous. I've seen soggy toilet paper with more charisma.

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Polk County area. Lake Wales. Locally known as "The Ridge". Where I live now.

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They don't believe in climate change. They'll still be on their couches watching Hannity when the final tides come in.

And we'll be rid of them.

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The women flashing during Mardi Gras are going to need scuba gear.

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Most definitely. And as is becoming clearer by the moment, as the GOP pushes to have the head of the Broward Elections office ousted and replaced by one of their partisan hacks.

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Sell it and run like hell. You got like, 10 years at this rate.

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