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Nodrama4mama's avatar

I don't think that bacon would work in my amaratto cranberry sauce.

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Robert Moore's avatar

Unfortunately, Trump's lying about the Florida Election is not treasonous. Lying about receiving fiscal support, campaign support, and other payments from a foreign state without declaring oneself a foreign agent is, indeed treason.

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BadKitty904's avatar

Fuck that corrupt asshat.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Santis

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chortlingdingo's avatar

That's what I hear! Couch potatoes when they aren't sprinting.

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

You go to Meeting of the Minds?

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canis domum's avatar

Yes, I did, thank god. I used to live on planes and in hotels. I kind of hate it now.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Nah. That was George Carlin.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Floriduh, the Gunshine State.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

You're being generous. I've seen soggy toilet paper with more charisma.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Polk County area. Lake Wales. Locally known as "The Ridge". Where I live now.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

They don't believe in climate change. They'll still be on their couches watching Hannity when the final tides come in.

And we'll be rid of them.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

The women flashing during Mardi Gras are going to need scuba gear.

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BadKitty904's avatar

Most definitely. And as is becoming clearer by the moment, as the GOP pushes to have the head of the Broward Elections office ousted and replaced by one of their partisan hacks.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Sell it and run like hell. You got like, 10 years at this rate.

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