If you had a proper Labor Day celebration, you were too drunk on Freedom to carefully plan out a weekend wardrobe, and according to the Washington Post, this makes you a disgrace. Thankfully, for Americans wishing to do their part not to "mar this country's natural beauty," there is someone with all the answers. Her name is Michelle Obama, and she can wear a patchwork tunic like nobody's business. Our FLOTUS traveled a lot this summer, and while we were told it was for "vacation" or "obesity" or "The Gulf," it turns out that it was really a fashion campaign against the classic American cultural dress, which consists of jorts and NASCAR t-shirts.
'In the dutch streets jort is used to describe somebodies [sic] dick. A jort Penis means a very big and used dick. Sometimes a jort penis is referred to the ball sack, but mostly it is used for a ´big dick´."
i'm not quite sure how this fits with glenn beck or the flotus but it sure as hell fits with wonkette.
That depends on how you are "bi".
If it's white + Boehner orange, I hate you. If it's white + Michelle Obama black, I hate you not. If it's white + Michele Bachmann whiter, I hate you. If it's Michelle Obama black + Michelle Obama black, I hate you not.
the urban dictionary informs us:
'In the dutch streets jort is used to describe somebodies [sic] dick. A jort Penis means a very big and used dick. Sometimes a jort penis is referred to the ball sack, but mostly it is used for a ´big dick´."
i'm not quite sure how this fits with glenn beck or the flotus but it sure as hell fits with wonkette.
After Glenn Beck's 8/28 miracle event, I thought we were supposed to just wear scooters and flags.
But I have to give props to Sarah Palin for reinventing fashion in her own way. By losing the excess weight of an actual body, you don&#039;t need any clothes at all (except a hat). <a href="http://wonkette.com/417285/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/417285/sarah-palin-signs-mann...">http://wonkette.com/417285/...
That depends on how you are &quot;bi&quot;.
If it&#039;s white + Boehner orange, I hate you. If it&#039;s white + Michelle Obama black, I hate you not. If it&#039;s white + Michele Bachmann whiter, I hate you. If it&#039;s Michelle Obama black + Michelle Obama black, I hate you not.