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No that wouldn't do any good. They've got those chairs that attach to staircases and ride people up and down. For commercial purposes, someone would tweak the same idea and you'd have a sort of 'ski lift' carrying the obese people up to their blooming onions and chocolate lava cakes.

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<i>The only way for Americans to protect their families against violent FLOTUS voter fraud is to stay inside with last night’s candy haul, until the election is over</i>

I got the impression that for most families, this does not constitute a game change.

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