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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Those are called vegetables.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

When the food production and distribution system collapses, we will all be planting gardens.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Malia's teenage rebellion is going to be eating gummi bears by the mouthful chased down with pure, American HFCS. "You can't tell me what to do, Mom!!! I'll eat what I want! I'm sick of arugula!" And Michelle will cry and cry and ask the heavens, "How did I raise such a daughter?!? Gaia, why hast though forsaken me?"

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I was all ready to get on that 10th Amendment bandwagon, then I read this and remembered how bad state and local governments were, and was all "fuck it".

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Damn... can't we get a virtual (Michael Vick-trained) Doberman to patrol the place?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Especially if you tinker with it on weekends, and fire up the afterburners every now and then while you're "tuning it up".

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fuflans's avatar

do these people have jobs or anything else to do?

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PsycWench's avatar

Personally I think a prolific, healthy vegetable garden is beautiful.

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Mahousu's avatar

The dictionary says "suitable" means "satisfying propriety," and some of those vegetables can have obscene shapes. Especially the cucumbers. Little children's minds could be permanently warped on seeing them.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Next year I bet she's growing the throwing kind of vegetables instead of the eating kind.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I bet if she'd just stuck a "Palin for President" sign in the middle of the cucumbers, the whole thing would have been transformed into "suitable".

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MissusBarry's avatar

The guy across the street from me.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

She can only have "suitable" white trash wingnut shit on her lawn. Like crabgrass, weeds, an old truck or two and, if you're really well off, a washing machine.

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Mahousu's avatar

It's where Domino's started, so I'd say yes.

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