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TundraGrifter's avatar

GW: Never forget - Cher and Gregg Allman were "on a pace" to celebrate their 50th Wedding Anniversary. For the entire 10 days they were married.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I have not received my xbox (with kinnect, not the cheap shit) should I call the USDA, or just smash a window at Best Buy? I await further instructions.

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In think subdivision is regional. In Cali, they say tract housing for normal suburbs. Subdivision does denote da hood, AFAIK. It's just lazy trickledown talk from developers and real estate types.

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I am gonna have to get a bag of that for um, research, and the lulz of course.

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Finally, someone who has answers!

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Funny how that works, my ex-wife and I can tolerate each other now that she's not ALWAYS RIGHT THERE with the questions, and the am I pretty?, what Are you doing over there..... Sorry, I blacked out there for a minute.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I will suggest that to every girlfriend hereafter! Very, very good strategy. He can agree, or fuck him, you're still cute. I like!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Conservatives don't vacation on MV because it's almost impossible to purchase any food on a stick other than chocolate-covered ice cream.

fuflans's avatar

who is this andrew malcolm and why was i forced to link to him?

TundraGrifter's avatar

I'll bet Michelle isn't listening to Jennifer Hudson.

fuflans's avatar

that sounds like hell.

even for an actor who would like to be paid 1/1005th as much as julianne moore.

Mahousu's avatar

See, when Barack's on vacation, he often slips into his native Kenyan, so Michelle has the earphones on to listen to the simultaneous translation.

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Barry looks busy reading and Michelle has headphones on. That's just like most Americans, except they weren't the ones driving.