Food That Will Harden Your Arteries and Make You Powerful
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So much for eating your veggies and growing a garden and doing jumping jacks until you're skin and bones. If we've learned anything this year, it's that the only way to get ahead in politics is to get really fat -- that or have cancer and exploit yourself. And DC is just the place to do both: The city may be full of organic, hormone-free, kid tested, mother approved restaurants, but that doesn't mean you can't also get a fatty, unhealthy meal here, too. As for cancer, well, just keep drinking the lovely tap water.
Food That Will Harden Your Arteries and Make You Powerful
Food That Will Harden Your Arteries and Make…
Food That Will Harden Your Arteries and Make You Powerful
So much for eating your veggies and growing a garden and doing jumping jacks until you're skin and bones. If we've learned anything this year, it's that the only way to get ahead in politics is to get really fat -- that or have cancer and exploit yourself. And DC is just the place to do both: The city may be full of organic, hormone-free, kid tested, mother approved restaurants, but that doesn't mean you can't also get a fatty, unhealthy meal here, too. As for cancer, well, just keep drinking the lovely tap water.