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I fake it too, for the sake of harmony with my wife/daughter. I'll probably go to hell for that.

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I think it's ''cry'' but I upvoted anyway.

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Fake news. The church doesn't have a team because nobody wants to play center.

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The Roman Catholic Church and owners of an NFL team. Nope no reason to imagine there was anything untutored happening here - just look at both organization's track record...oh never mind then.

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I’ll save you a seat at the bar. Bud Light is all they have on tap, but free pretzels

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Congress?

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is Russia listening? /s

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Atlanta's incredibly expensive taxpayer funded stadium follies could be exhibit 2. The sheer ludicrousness of Atlanta demolishing almost new stadiums in favor of vastly more expensive ones would be number 1, but nothing can beat taking money from Hurricane Katrina relief efforts to rebuild the Superdome

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it doesn't make LSU look bad ;)

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So is Breitbart! And yet...

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That could be a problem. None of the people in the Bosch paintings are wearing clothes.

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Well, when you need PR advice on how to handle sexual assault allegations against your employees, who has more experience than an NFL team owner?

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In the 70s and 80s we called them the Aint's.

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That was my first thought, too. Who needs 276 emails just to tell someone not to lie and inform the authorities?

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If it has the Benson name on it or attached to it, something is undoubtedly hinky. Goes for the Saints’ front office just as much for the Benson Cancer Center (or whatever it’s called) at Ochsner Medical Center in New Orleans.

(My mom was given chemo there as a prophylactic treatment after her lung cancer. Most of the nurses there were awesome, but her doctors and other staff were...not.)

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Or tackling dummies. That might work.

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