Bill O'Reilly, it is your birthday! You are 63 years old, maybe! Your friends at Wonket wish you the happiest of birthdays, and many felafels in your future.
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Bill O'Reilly, national treasure, unless you are a young lady with big boobs who works for him.
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this must be what todd akin was talking about.
COBOLOL.