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janet's avatar

Really, this makes me almost ill.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I had to pry her away from a very important game of MineCraft, but per the girl-child, she has never run just water, but doesn't see why it wouldn't work.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Land of the free? Ha. Home of the brave? Not that either. Terrified bigots who would rather destroy it all instead of tryimg to actually fix anything? Bingo

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azeyote's avatar

well if the parents went through a rigorous journey only to break the law. a court could say they were a danger to the kids - that is a great loophole for all the kidnappers who find some religious or other reason to steal children - of course if they are democrats they take them on down to a certain pizza parlor with a basement that's protected by the deep state -

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TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Why did I just shudder and think of 'Sophie's Choice'?

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

They would say there are worse atrocities. I would say there are none less shameful. This is how they behave when things are going their way. They brag about full employment and fat markets, so why panic over immigration? Yet here they are, prying infants from their mothers, just for the sake of imposing their will. For shame.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I assumed you would have collapsed into a singularity by now...

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

You know it’s odd. I see that man and child and I know that this will not end well for the kid. But that isn’t the bad part. The bad part is I see a rich white man and a brown kid and I assume he should be doing great things for the child. Why would he not? I shouldn’t be shocked that isn’t. As much as I hate the very concepts class of race, ithry still live in me.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

AMAs for dumbasses like this are always a shitstorm there. They don’t understand that most people say dumb shit on Reddit because they are being dicks. People like Churnofshit who actually believe their own bullshit will be trolled and outright accosted. Possibly by people who think like them. He’s too easy. They have to troll him out of duty.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and that's why we call them deplorable

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

It’s the Right wing argument for most things, so it makes sense that old white men would have the same rules.

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WIDTAP's avatar

The bad part isn't that he is going to carve up the kid for eugenics experiments? What movie were you watching?

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rtpoeman's avatar

Thanks! I needed the laugh!

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rtpoeman's avatar

There's a theory floating around that Wile E. Coyote is actually a clone used to test Acme products. We only see the failures, of course.

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