We at your Wonket are liberals and Obamatards, and so it hurts us to see anyone in pain. (Ask us sometime about our "mirror neuron" seminar, and how our mirror neurons are the strongest, ass-kickin'est mirror neurons in the world!) It even hurts us to see Gretchen Carlson, and the Dooce, and the rapey one in pain! And yet, there is no shirking when there is work to be done, and in this case it is holding up these fucking dunces for yet another round of Jesus Christ, WHAT??? Here are a few of our favorite things.
I don't know how they will top themselves next year, though I have no doubt they'll find a way and surprise us all. They're like the Beatles of stupid.
Santa as played by one of the Lizard people, "Sal" to be precise. Did Faux just let their true agenda slip? ...Corporate shill for Lizard-Americans.
Hey, that technique worked fine with the boom economy, the Afghanistan and Iraq wars, and Republican sex, so why not marshmallows?
happy new year baby! and welcome to wonkette!
I don't know how they will top themselves next year, though I have no doubt they'll find a way and surprise us all. They're like the Beatles of stupid.
You prefer the t-shirt pics over the panty pics?
Santa as played by one of the Lizard people, "Sal" to be precise. Did Faux just let their true agenda slip? ...Corporate shill for Lizard-Americans.