42 Comments

I still don't understand why the man can't afford a good hairstylist.

Expand full comment

I was watching that very episode last night!

Expand full comment

I teach high school, and it is incredibly dispiriting to try to enforce standards. I have a reputation as a hard-marking bitch. Then they come home from university and thank me for teaching them how to write an essay. We teach with the constant potential for mom to phone up and tell us we're being too hard on little Jimmy or Jenny. I once had a hairdresser mother ask me if I actually knew how to teach essay writing. Hey, I don't tell her she doesn't know how to cut hair.

Expand full comment

*No profit* *No interest*

I suppose if they could have put up a billboard on Mars...

Expand full comment

Shorter Steltzner: We didn't build that.

Expand full comment

"Do your best" at the University of Nocturnal Aviation (dot com), while taking on a 5-figure inescapable debt, and see if it does you any good.

Expand full comment

Needs moar Agateaean Wall.

Expand full comment

I think the same guy taught Contracts at my law school.

Expand full comment

I am regularly thankful that my college has taken a stand against grade inflation, because that is exactly what happens when the school does not take that stand. I had the experience this year of being on the phone with a parent who called me several times because his child was just a little shy of enough credits to graduate. His position was that he had paid a lot of money for her to attend this college and the college needed to keep up their end of the deal. Sorry, Dad, it doesn't work like that. (His daughter was mortified and kept telling me how sorry she was that I had to deal with him).

Expand full comment

The key is to tout your enviable p-ness in the advertising, but hire cheap, lower p-ness adjunct faculty to teach most of the courses. You're welcome.

Expand full comment

Some definite WTF??!! moments in that story. And yes, Trump is an even bigger prick than you imagined.

Expand full comment

We used to say the opposite, "IHTFP". Was a strange place.

Expand full comment

no but i'm thinking of going in.

just for yucks.

Expand full comment

Institute has the finest professors?

Expand full comment

Well, you're talking Romney, Republicans, Florida, and fundraising ... that does call for a shameless sleazeball of olympian proportions.

Expand full comment