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DemoCat's avatar

I collect Converse Chuck Taylor’s in different colors. High and low tops. I have probably a dozen different colors. I even wear two different colors frequently. I’ll never be potus. Americans would never stand for it.

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retiredeng's avatar

President Biden should switch to a tan suit and red sneakers so we can watch Fox News explode.

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Ingie's avatar

Ohhhh noooo old Joe wearing Hokas like all us healthcare workers, people who exercise, and rich people in their yoga pants on the airplane. Clearly not fit for office.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

So what Inside Edition is saying is that I should try Hokas for my plantar fasciitis? Are Hokas paying them for this advertorial?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You know where Biden can put those brand new shoes of his?

Of course, he'll need an extra pair after that because, trust me, he won't want to wear those shoes again.

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BlueSpot's avatar

These are the times that try men's soles.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

He doesn't wear gold sneakers?

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Gingerwentworth's Theory's avatar

That must be what this is all about. Would it kill him to unbend a little from his awful partisanship and wear the gold Trump hi-tops? Cause right now he's hurting our country. AND its reputation overseas!

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

I wouldn't expect Dok to cobble together anything less.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I'm glad our President is wearing shoes that increase his comfort and stability.

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bjkeefe's avatar

Biden wears sneakers. Trump wears diapers. Next question?

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

So…OHJB trips occasionally, so Faux wants him to wear shoes which could make him trip more? How ridiculous…oh wait…

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SterWonk's avatar

> These truly are times that try men’s soles.

Utterly predictable, Dok. I expected better from you. 🤪

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marcus816's avatar

Why?

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Doktor Zoom's avatar

Yeah, 20 laces across the back for me.

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"M"'s avatar

I thought it was lolarious

But maybe I'm just giddy bc now I have the girl version of POTUS shoes instead of just HOKA shoes

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

At least he respected us enough not to use tongue.

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Phried Ω's avatar

At least there's no mention of his arch-enemies.

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Alec Beyer's avatar

"These truly are times that try men’s soles"!!??!! GROAN . . . there is no curse in Elvish, Entish or the tongues of men for this terrible horrible pun! Shame!

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Alec Beyer's avatar

"These truly are times that try men’s soles"!!??!! GROAN . . . there is no curse in Elvish, Entish or the tongues of men for this terrible horrible pun! Shame!

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Thorn Spike's avatar

I, for one, am glad our President is taking good care of his feet. I'm wearing Hokas as I type this.

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fuflans's avatar

yup they've been go to for 2 years since since keene's stopped making my fav black leather sandal.

(honestly, they're only ok. i'm a year round biker in Chi and i have very specific shoe needs)

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I hope there are no pants involved.

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"M"'s avatar

This! I was just telling Dok I'm a bit giddy now because I now have the girl version of POTUS shoes instead of just HOKA shoes

Maybe I can't drive one of those big zippy BUY 'MURRICAN electric trucks or a 'vet, but I'm a New Yorker -- on the grid we tend to walk more than we drive

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Mahousu's avatar

I have (temporary) peripheral neuropathy (another weird chemo side effect) and I hiked all the way across England - admittedly, at one of its narrowest parts (Hadrian's Wall).

Plus, and you're really not going to believe this, I've walked all the way down ramps *without holding on*! That's just the kind of daredevil I am.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I’ve hiked all the way across England in about 25’ by crossing the tip of Lands End in Cornwall… https://maps.app.goo.gl/pNtLBns3ost4nG2N7?g_st=ic

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Damn! I are in AWE!

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