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Uncle Henry's. Best damn pretzel in the world, and they have a low sodium version.

Snyder's pretzels have that stale taste because they're always stale. (I'm originally from central PA, Snack Food Capital of the World. I know my pretzels)

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How are you on Polka?

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Is your avatar a chia pet?

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Confusion is sorted when you realise that Florida Atlantic gets large wodges of cash from the Koch Brothers

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I commented over at Raw. I didn't know about Koch Konnection. What struck me was the alumni list. Never saw a porn star listed before.

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Fundigelicals are willfully obtuse. Which explains that.

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And people wonder why I hate organized religion of any sort. Not the individual people mind you, it works for some of them and some of them are also too good people (as in the folks helping that Muslim couple that Gov. Dickhead is trying to shit on) I just hate the whole attempt to control and influence that most "Churches" inflict on their followers. They revel in their tax exempt status and preach from the pulpit, then scream Oppression!! when they get called out on that or any number of other things they do to inflict their brand of "Faith" on the rest of us. To the Pastors of this Nation I say this, if you lead your flock to anything other than compassion for their fellow human type person, and respect for their beliefs (which may vary from their own depending on millage and maintenance) then Fuck the hell off, you are the problem, not the solution.

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Damn it William_C_Diaz!!! Now I have to go waste 25 hours re watching the Venture Bros. Like I didn't already have enough HULU and Netflix to wither away my life with.

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The Book Of Money 1:1 "Oh Money, Money, Money, Money, Oh how I love you Money, Money, Money....."

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For Wayne LaPewPew those photos are porn, They would just give that sick fuck a boner. Dog how I hate that man.

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According to polka, in Heaven there is no beer. Stupid polka.

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Religion is a mental disease. This is proof # 91,257,420,131

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Every other day they lay somebody else's child on The Altar of Freedom. At least the worshippers of Moloch had enough decency to sacrifice their own children.

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Sometimes i wonder why these people follow Jesus since they seem to view him as a giant pussy.

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I suspect Brant's cache is filled with gladiator porn.

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And since auto accidents are responsible for so many more deaths, states are now making it easier for everyone to get a ca....

Hey, wait a minute.

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