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Ah, that's why there is one in every strip mall.

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Oh, now Mueller's an honorable man? Is that like Comey was, before he wouldn't stop investigating Trumpo and Russia?

And the way he keeps insisting there was "no tape"... I want the records from his phone.

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One amendment to that. That $1M in chips probably isn't his.

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"Is" no tape or "was" no tape?

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Pay-per-view special! Finally, TV worth watching.

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That's very plausible.

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Until now unmask has been hidden in obscure texts like dictionaries. President Trump is laboring to expose the arcane lexicon of the Deep State. Words like "sniffle", "reading lamp", "pants" and "foyer".

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But only State Media for the GOP in power.

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Jillions.

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Even aside from Bill Clinton, we've had some pretty frisky presidents. But they were generally discreet. Donnie can't control himself much.

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I've been an out-of-touch elitist liberal since I won a spelling bee in 4th grade, apparently.

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So no one would trick or treat with little Donnie either, apparently.

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All wanna-be mob bosses have to display their arm candy to show their "masculinity"

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I think he ran out of lenders and despite everyone telling him not to, borrowed from Russian mafia lenders,and then, like a fool, tried to stiff them. They would gladly have taken care of him, but Putin saw an opening, and Trump is so utterly amoral and venal he was perfectly happy to sell out an entire enormous lovely country just to save his own skin.

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He got the "best grades ever" just like he is "the healthiest President ever"https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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