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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Ah, that's why there is one in every strip mall.

whitroth's avatar

Oh, now Mueller's an honorable man? Is that like Comey was, before he wouldn't stop investigating Trumpo and Russia?

And the way he keeps insisting there was "no tape"... I want the records from his phone.

shivaskeeper's avatar

One amendment to that. That $1M in chips probably isn't his.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Is" no tape or "was" no tape?

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Pay-per-view special! Finally, TV worth watching.

theblackdog's avatar

That's very plausible.

3FingerPete's avatar

Until now unmask has been hidden in obscure texts like dictionaries. President Trump is laboring to expose the arcane lexicon of the Deep State. Words like "sniffle", "reading lamp", "pants" and "foyer".

BJW's avatar

But only State Media for the GOP in power.

BJW's avatar

Even aside from Bill Clinton, we've had some pretty frisky presidents. But they were generally discreet. Donnie can't control himself much.

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

I've been an out-of-touch elitist liberal since I won a spelling bee in 4th grade, apparently.

Cat Cafe's avatar

So no one would trick or treat with little Donnie either, apparently.

Cat Cafe's avatar

All wanna-be mob bosses have to display their arm candy to show their "masculinity"

Cat Cafe's avatar

I think he ran out of lenders and despite everyone telling him not to, borrowed from Russian mafia lenders,and then, like a fool, tried to stiff them. They would gladly have taken care of him, but Putin saw an opening, and Trump is so utterly amoral and venal he was perfectly happy to sell out an entire enormous lovely country just to save his own skin.

Cat Cafe's avatar

He got the "best grades ever" just like he is "the healthiest President ever"https://uploads.disquscdn.c...