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Coffee and Chaos's avatar

Those rotten China-lovers at Forbes "Magazine" just don't know who they're dealing with do they?

diane's avatar

Is this your been-smarter? Or yours?...well, whose been-smarter is this?!?

AlanInSF's avatar

Did somebody go and do defamation again?

Zap's avatar

Is it actually possible for grapes to get that sour?

glenglish's avatar

The stupid shit was born into money and never learned how to make it work for him.

Goonemeritus's avatar

As a hundredaire, I feel his pain.

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

He’s just confused. It happens with the Old. There’s a well-known skier, whose name is Picabo (pronounced Peekaboo) Street. I’m sure that’s who he’s gotten confused with Trish James. Right? Amirite?

I mean, he couldn’t possibly be conflating TWO incredibly racist tropes into one word, could he?

Nah!

Spleen Victoria's avatar

He is 100% using peekaboo because he cannot remember the racial slur starting with j and sharing the same ending as peekaboo. I bet he’s confusing the j slur with the p slur for African American girls in his Big Mac clogged brain fog. Mix them together and you get peekaboo.

This person is the Republicans’ front runner. Gah.

AlanInSF's avatar

He's never forgiven the other third graders for the time they left him counting to 100 while they all ran away.

Wondering Woman's avatar

My sticks are sharpened and the laughing and poking may continue.

Kimber's avatar

Why waste a good stick on that guy?

Liminal's avatar

There’s a certain perverse logic to this. If real estate values are fictional, declining to accept PAB’s fictional values could be seen as a direct attack on him. Attempting to ascertain genuine values, supported by actual evidence, is just stating a preference for the “wrong” fiction

Helena Handbag's avatar

Still doesn't understand how tariffs work. Sad!

Jensie's avatar

Things that are easier to understand than people who read/listen to his gibberish and think it makes sense:

Quantum physics

How anyone can hit a baseball traveling 90+ mph

The Duggar parents

Middle East relations

What my dog is barking at when nobody is there

Goonemeritus's avatar

Quantum Physics isn't so bad, just show up to the lectures and take notes.

The Duggar Parents are grifters.

The Middle East is on fire, there are no relations to speak of.

Your dog is talking to himself, don't be so judgy.

Robert Eckert's avatar

I notice you made no attempt to make baseball comprehensible

Goonemeritus's avatar

When faced with such question we in the sciences resort to answering "Because it is in their nature"

GrannysKnitting's avatar

ghosts - your dog is barking at ghosts (mine does too)

Liminal's avatar

Also, too, quantum physics is all ghosts.

Phried Ω's avatar

The contraction for who has he writes as whose. Did he learn that at NYMA, Fordham or Wharton?

Pexas Teat's avatar

He didn't learn anything at Wharton.

Phried Ω's avatar

His sister earned a business degree that Donald got.

John Norris's avatar

Pumpkin Spice PAB posted on Truth Social: "China owned Forbes is a participant in the Election Interference Scam..." IANAL but that smells like the start of another Defendant PAB libel/slander lawsuit.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

lol - like he hasn't got enough to deal with - is he sick of winning yet?

Enter Ranting's avatar

Why would he care that a failing Gyna-owned publication dropped him from its bullshit list?!

Dave's Not Here's avatar

I suspected something was up when Forbes started putting a picture of Xi on the cover of every issue.

Enter Ranting's avatar

But Xi will be mad at them…