Forever-'Tween Maureen Dowd Sexts All the Young Vampires
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Somebody tell Charlie Rose to get his ass to Hot Topic: Maureen Dowd wants to make sexytime with a vampire. Imagine, for a moment, that you are M. Dowd. Your journaliturgical home, the New York Times , reaches millions of humans around the world via print and the Internets. Now let us also imagine that it is Sunday, July 4th, 2010. Many folks who don't usually take the time to catch up on their reading are skimming the big fat Sunday edition. It's a vacation! Verily they kick back, enjoy some savory Jewish "breakfast donuts" with "creamed cheese" and read about America, maybe something poignant and brave and thoughtful on this, the birthday of General Christ Washington.
Forever-'Tween Maureen Dowd Sexts All the Young Vampires
Forever-'Tween Maureen Dowd Sexts All the…
Forever-'Tween Maureen Dowd Sexts All the Young Vampires
Somebody tell Charlie Rose to get his ass to Hot Topic: Maureen Dowd wants to make sexytime with a vampire. Imagine, for a moment, that you are M. Dowd. Your journaliturgical home, the New York Times , reaches millions of humans around the world via print and the Internets. Now let us also imagine that it is Sunday, July 4th, 2010. Many folks who don't usually take the time to catch up on their reading are skimming the big fat Sunday edition. It's a vacation! Verily they kick back, enjoy some savory Jewish "breakfast donuts" with "creamed cheese" and read about America, maybe something poignant and brave and thoughtful on this, the birthday of General Christ Washington.