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Leftflank's avatar

This is a dick post, no jokes!

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HerstoryRepeating's avatar

Gotta say, Wonkette really ups their dick joke game in times of horrible stupidness run rampant. It’s a balance.

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Beautiful Soup's avatar

Matt Gaetz is now self-quarantining.

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

“When that summer dick, comes blowin in...”

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lucidamente's avatar

Should I be wearing pants while I post this non-comment?

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Leftflank's avatar

Errybody in Wisconsin expected to get 12" this evening.

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DensityDestiny's avatar

I LOVE YOU EVAN!!!!

AND TRIX!!! AND ALL MY WONKETTE!!!

Please never go away.

Love, Denise

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DensityDestiny's avatar

It's the end times. God has decided subtlety is not going to work with us. A plague of dicks to say you are fucked.

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MinneMary's avatar

And Ted Cruz.Always looking for the silver lining.

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Crystal Grubbs's avatar

Huh..just what kinda of weather do dicks bring...not hurricane s,at least not in Alabama. Maybe weather dicks means nothings coming,like the presidents sharpie dick...

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

So is that crap pile, Collins.

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Pandemics, market crashes and giant atmospheric dicks. This is who we are now.

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Dually Lobach's avatar

Holy fuck, did y'all see the tweet the woman (Angela something something. Trump pardoned her.) who is running for John Lewis's seat sent out this morning? There's a story on RS. I will not post it here, it's fucking disgusting.

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justme60's avatar

At the time I guess I was between a dick and a hard....place.

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whatwhomever's avatar

A day without dick jokes is a day not worth getting out of bed for.

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Jenny, Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

It's terrible. You're welcome. He said there was nothing we could do and was forced on us. He also mentioned he's closed the borders for tHe FiRsT tImE.

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