We do not yet know whether Real Christian God whispers secrets in Sen. Ted Cruz's soul's ear, like He did our last white president. Nor do we know whether Cruz, who may be legally eligible to become president despite how his dad is not from America and neither is he, will even seek that office. But at least we know this: Ted Cruz's proud papa has a
What is going to be delightful* is watching the very same motherfuckers who proposed that Barack Obama was not a "natural-born" citizen, EVEN IF he was born in the US, because only his mother was a US citizen change their tune to argue that Cruz is a natural-born citizen because his mother (only) was a US citizen, even though he was born in Canada.
The very same motherfuckers, who may still be known as "birthers", just with a different meaning.
*And, by "delightful", I mean "vomit-inducing".
"And I would just say, ‘You know Ted, you have been gifted above any man that I know and God has destined you for greatness’.
I've taught kids like that. Their parents come in for interviews still convinced of it when their kids are 18 and showing their true colours. It's sad.
Relevance may vary ... <a href="http:\/\/www.newsbiscuit.com\/2013\/05\/26\/please-stop-killing-each-other-in-my-name-i-dont-exist-clarifies-god\/" target="_blank"><i>God added, &lsquo;But in the meantime, in my absence, please, please, please &ndash; I can&rsquo;t stress this enough &ndash; just try and be nice to one another.&rsquo;</i></a>.
It ended up being his magic decoder hat.
Dubya?
Something about the pixels...
What is going to be delightful* is watching the very same motherfuckers who proposed that Barack Obama was not a &quot;natural-born&quot; citizen, EVEN IF he was born in the US, because only his mother was a US citizen change their tune to argue that Cruz is a natural-born citizen because his mother (only) was a US citizen, even though he was born in Canada.
The very same motherfuckers, who may still be known as &quot;birthers&quot;, just with a different meaning.
*And, by &quot;delightful&quot;, I mean &quot;vomit-inducing&quot;.
&quot;And I would just say, &lsquo;You know Ted, you have been gifted above any man that I know and God has destined you for greatness&rsquo;.
I&#039;ve taught kids like that. Their parents come in for interviews still convinced of it when their kids are 18 and showing their true colours. It&#039;s sad.
&quot;I have to wonder who REALLY wants to sit through nine innings of a 32-0 kid&#039;s game.&quot;
the only ones who come close are the owners of then concession stand and even they want to go home eventually
agave tequila
&quot;things they don&#039;t know about&quot;
IOW everything
&quot;without a shadow of a doubt what his purpose in life was and it was to defend and protect freedom and the Constitution.&rdquo;
Yeah, too bad about all that feed the poor, heal the sick mamby pamby Jesus-y stuff that god commanded.
i was thinking it might induce nightmares.
Is Cruz about to get a mandrilling from behind?
Relevance may vary ... <a href="http:\/\/www.newsbiscuit.com\/2013\/05\/26\/please-stop-killing-each-other-in-my-name-i-dont-exist-clarifies-god\/" target="_blank"><i>God added, &lsquo;But in the meantime, in my absence, please, please, please &ndash; I can&rsquo;t stress this enough &ndash; just try and be nice to one another.&rsquo;</i></a>.
we&#039;re gonna need a wingnut spreadsheet
well, it was wearing a hood
*Catchy jingle* Santorum, the frothy topping for your Bottom!
NO DO OVERS!!1!