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bobbert's avatar

It ended up being his magic decoder hat.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Something about the pixels...

bobbert's avatar

What is going to be delightful* is watching the very same motherfuckers who proposed that Barack Obama was not a "natural-born" citizen, EVEN IF he was born in the US, because only his mother was a US citizen change their tune to argue that Cruz is a natural-born citizen because his mother (only) was a US citizen, even though he was born in Canada.

The very same motherfuckers, who may still be known as "birthers", just with a different meaning.

*And, by "delightful", I mean "vomit-inducing".

Vienna Woods's avatar

"And I would just say, ‘You know Ted, you have been gifted above any man that I know and God has destined you for greatness’.

I've taught kids like that. Their parents come in for interviews still convinced of it when their kids are 18 and showing their true colours. It's sad.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"I have to wonder who REALLY wants to sit through nine innings of a 32-0 kid's game."

the only ones who come close are the owners of then concession stand and even they want to go home eventually

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"things they don't know about"

IOW everything

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"without a shadow of a doubt what his purpose in life was and it was to defend and protect freedom and the Constitution.”

Yeah, too bad about all that feed the poor, heal the sick mamby pamby Jesus-y stuff that god commanded.

fuflans's avatar

i was thinking it might induce nightmares.

PubOption's avatar

Is Cruz about to get a mandrilling from behind?

WishingIWereThere's avatar

Relevance may vary ... <a href="http:\/\/www.newsbiscuit.com\/2013\/05\/26\/please-stop-killing-each-other-in-my-name-i-dont-exist-clarifies-god\/" target="_blank"><i>God added, ‘But in the meantime, in my absence, please, please, please – I can’t stress this enough – just try and be nice to one another.’</i></a>.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we're gonna need a wingnut spreadsheet

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

well, it was wearing a hood

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

*Catchy jingle* Santorum, the frothy topping for your Bottom!