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Larry Simmons's avatar

And trump bragged that HE would be a dictator on day one. Remember?

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Bettinala's avatar

Just want to drop in to say that I got to fold laundry today, and then take it upstairs and put it away. This is not a metaphor.

I took a whole bunch of chaos and dirt, cleaned it, ordered it, and filed it away into an intuitively retrievable system for myself and others to use.

Some systems do make sense. It's important to remember that as systems outside of our households are being smashed for no reason or for nefarious reasons.

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Jackson Marrs's avatar

Closet case Trump. His boyfriend is Putin. It’s as clear as day. He hates women . He lives male Tops. Guess that makes him a bottom

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gratuitous's avatar

Yeah, but President Biden stammered that one time, so Subpresident Krasnov gets a lifetime pass from questions about how much he's slipping mentally. He doesn't remember what he said last week? Well, then he must not have said it. And the political reporters just nod and write down the latest from MiniTruth.

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Mark's avatar

That fucking bastard. He's gone full Hitler on us. In the Oval Office. Just like Hitler in 1936, browbeating the Austrian chancellor to accept Anschluss. With that hillbilly bearded pussy by his side…

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Connie l smith's avatar

What a creep rfk is.

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Connie l smith's avatar

I am so ashamed that other countries may think that trump and Vance and musk and Zuckerberg and bezos and Putin and the rest represent anything close to who the American people are. I apologize to the rest of the world.

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RRJKR's avatar

Trump and Vance side with Putin once more in tense scolding of Zelensky. Un fucking believable!!

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Diana's avatar

Fuck Trump please someone take him out!! The disrespect to Zelenskyy is unbelievable!!I would walk out and leave some poison behind!!

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Jeanie's avatar

Doesn't look like the meeting w/Zelensky is going too well.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

For one, I'm not surprised. They want everything and are strong-arming him for everything. I hope he maintains and keeps killing Russians at the level he's been. He can win this and that's why they're double-teaming Zelenskyy. They KNOW he's winning and it looks very bad for the Big Bad Bear and his American convict.

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Hobbes's avatar

The motherfucking press laughed when the fuckhead said "did I say that?" I hate those motherfuckers with the heat of a million suns.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

I'm imagining what they would have done if Biden had said that — there would be endless stories about how he is senile and no longer fit to be President.

I hate those motherfuckers too.

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ER's avatar

"Press Secretary Karoline Nazi Barbie Kayleigh McHuckabee Spicer Leavitt" was the first laugh of my day- thank you!

In a world of Press Secretary Lesser Clones, Leavitt is officially the Least of Clones.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

I'm so holy I wear it on a chain. Did I tell you I graduated from FKN St. Anselm's?? Sure, I disobey EVERY ONE of God's Commandment's, but I have to to please my boss, a CONVICTED criminal.

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ER's avatar

And I went to St. Anselm's on a softball scholarship but it's NOT LIKE THAT!

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

My favorite this week is when he said that the person who made the very bad trade deal with Canada was a "fool."

Also, it may be the only true thing he's ever said.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Don't go near the mirror Donny. If you don't remind them, they won't remember you.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

I like presidents who don't say "What's that?" when asked about a major alliance. ugh

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Schmannity's avatar

Overruled, loser.

Ron DeSantis: Andrew Tate Is "Not Welcome" in Florida.

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/andrew-tate-is-not-welcome-in-florida-ron-desantis-says-22563431

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

IF Deez Antics says it, it MUST be true.

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Kay Ducky's avatar

I'm afraid of TABS.

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Cyderist's avatar

The name does give one pause

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Evan tabs today!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

edit: oh wait, that is tuesday. Evan thing today though!

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