2357 Comments
User's avatar
Bettinala's avatar

Just want to drop in to say that I got to fold laundry today, and then take it upstairs and put it away. This is not a metaphor.

I took a whole bunch of chaos and dirt, cleaned it, ordered it, and filed it away into an intuitively retrievable system for myself and others to use.

Some systems do make sense. It's important to remember that as systems outside of our households are being smashed for no reason or for nefarious reasons.

Jackson Marrs's avatar

Closet case Trump. His boyfriend is Putin. It’s as clear as day. He hates women . He lives male Tops. Guess that makes him a bottom

gratuitous's avatar

Yeah, but President Biden stammered that one time, so Subpresident Krasnov gets a lifetime pass from questions about how much he's slipping mentally. He doesn't remember what he said last week? Well, then he must not have said it. And the political reporters just nod and write down the latest from MiniTruth.

Mark's avatar

That fucking bastard. He's gone full Hitler on us. In the Oval Office. Just like Hitler in 1936, browbeating the Austrian chancellor to accept Anschluss. With that hillbilly bearded pussy by his side…

Connie l smith's avatar

I am so ashamed that other countries may think that trump and Vance and musk and Zuckerberg and bezos and Putin and the rest represent anything close to who the American people are. I apologize to the rest of the world.

RRJKR's avatar

Trump and Vance side with Putin once more in tense scolding of Zelensky. Un fucking believable!!

Diana's avatar

Fuck Trump please someone take him out!! The disrespect to Zelenskyy is unbelievable!!I would walk out and leave some poison behind!!

Jeanie's avatar

Doesn't look like the meeting w/Zelensky is going too well.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

For one, I'm not surprised. They want everything and are strong-arming him for everything. I hope he maintains and keeps killing Russians at the level he's been. He can win this and that's why they're double-teaming Zelenskyy. They KNOW he's winning and it looks very bad for the Big Bad Bear and his American convict.

Hobbes's avatar

The motherfucking press laughed when the fuckhead said "did I say that?" I hate those motherfuckers with the heat of a million suns.

insert_something_creative's avatar

I'm imagining what they would have done if Biden had said that — there would be endless stories about how he is senile and no longer fit to be President.

I hate those motherfuckers too.

ER's avatar

"Press Secretary Karoline Nazi Barbie Kayleigh McHuckabee Spicer Leavitt" was the first laugh of my day- thank you!

In a world of Press Secretary Lesser Clones, Leavitt is officially the Least of Clones.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

I'm so holy I wear it on a chain. Did I tell you I graduated from FKN St. Anselm's?? Sure, I disobey EVERY ONE of God's Commandment's, but I have to to please my boss, a CONVICTED criminal.

ER's avatar

And I went to St. Anselm's on a softball scholarship but it's NOT LIKE THAT!

Fifth Dentist's avatar

My favorite this week is when he said that the person who made the very bad trade deal with Canada was a "fool."

Also, it may be the only true thing he's ever said.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Don't go near the mirror Donny. If you don't remind them, they won't remember you.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

I like presidents who don't say "What's that?" when asked about a major alliance. ugh

Cyderist's avatar

The name does give one pause

Jen Is Discrete's avatar

edit: oh wait, that is tuesday. Evan thing today though!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

What does Secretary Brainworm have to say?

𝗗𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘂𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝘆𝘀𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗸𝗶𝗱𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗳𝗹𝘂

CDC data is limited but hints it could be one of the more severe seasons.

https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/02/the-flu-may-be-attacking-more-childrens-brains-than-usual-this-year/

Kay Ducky's avatar

Jezus christ. Is there no low low enough?

The Wanderer's avatar

(recalls what he knows of the Holocaust) Nope.

Jen Is Discrete's avatar

I got the flu this season, and I am sure the impact was at least lessened with the vax

So holy shit this one is a terror cause it had me floored for 3 days and it took another 3 to recover and not feel like something the cat threw up on the rug at 3 in the am

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Whoopi said much the same and she was vaxxed too.

Jen Is Discrete's avatar

yep, can totally understand why people are going into the hospital

Sometime on day 2 as I was laying in my bed I woke up and really wanted to go to the hospital but I did not have the strength to even grab my phone and call hubby down stairs so I just laid there and cried until I fell back asleep

It is a doozy

The Wanderer's avatar

Brainworm will likely order the CDC to simply stop reporting it.