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Those blue balled Greek guys in Lysistrata?

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You couldn't fight a fart

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Way to not take responsibility

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Dok, time to take out the crazy trailer trash

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Mumble, burp, fart, what?

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Bill, I'm sure you're a good person basically. But your head is filled with some trash. Ask around, someone's got the brainbleach. Give yours a good soaking and come back sane or on your meds.

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As opposed to your wake up drinking? Projecting again?

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I prefer anarchy drunk

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Thanks for the doubt and hate.

Comes free with supporting thrump. The doubt is about your sanity and the hate you get for free by supporting thrump.

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"Centrifuge couchsurfing" is what kids call it these days, from what I hear.

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No shit!? For realz!? Thanks Captain Obvious. Those lobs just go right over your pin head, eh? Are you Zika patient zero?

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So you don't own your home, the bank does. You may end up owning it, but not yet!

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Pretty sure DF meant you when typing "fucktards" you fucktard

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Captain Kraut libelz!!1!

Wait, what?!?

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Moran banhammered

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You ran with a classier crowd than I did.

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