The next time you see Ben Bernanke and he's all like, "Bro, could you spot me five bucks, bro?" do NOT spot him five bucks, bro, because Bernanke ain't good for it. That's not our opinion, it's the opinion of an as-yet-unnamed financial institution, at least if you take Bernanke's word for it.
Bernanke tried to bum a cigarette off me this morning. No fucking way. I said "I don't smoke, bro" as I blew smoke in his face.
All these "experts", and nobody asked the actual lender? I guarantee that "self-employed" is what's poisoning his application.
&quot;I gave it all to AIG to give it to Gold Man-Sacks and now there&#039;s nothing left for <i>me!</i>&quot;
Won&#039;t <i>someone</i> please think about the former fed chairmen?
Get a haircut! Get a job! Why aren&#039;t you Vietnam?
Wait until he realizes his food stamp/EBT card isn&#039;t accepted at any of his favorite restaurants.
Kinda sucks when the wheel turns and starts grinding on you, eh Benny boy?
Bernanke tried to bum a cigarette off me this morning. No fucking way. I said &quot;I don&#039;t smoke, bro&quot; as I blew smoke in his face.
Perhaps he should have gone to Lendingtree?
All these &quot;experts&quot;, and nobody asked the actual lender? I guarantee that &quot;self-employed&quot; is what&#039;s poisoning his application.
At least he can get all the crab legs he wants.
Try calling Ken Lewis. I heard he has connections at Countrywide Mortgage. Oh, wait...
You mean to tell me that Bernanke, with all his pull, only gets to talk to the &quot;computer says no&quot; lady at the bank?
Greenspan.
He should call his best bud Montel for some help ....