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"I gave it all to AIG to give it to Gold Man-Sacks and now there's nothing left for <i>me!</i>"

Won't <i>someone</i> please think about the former fed chairmen?

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Get a haircut! Get a job! Why aren't you Vietnam?

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Wait until he realizes his food stamp/EBT card isn't accepted at any of his favorite restaurants.

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Kinda sucks when the wheel turns and starts grinding on you, eh Benny boy?

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Bernanke tried to bum a cigarette off me this morning. No fucking way. I said "I don't smoke, bro" as I blew smoke in his face.

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Perhaps he should have gone to Lendingtree?

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All these "experts", and nobody asked the actual lender? I guarantee that "self-employed" is what's poisoning his application.

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Try calling Ken Lewis. I heard he has connections at Countrywide Mortgage. Oh, wait...

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You mean to tell me that Bernanke, with all his pull, only gets to talk to the "computer says no" lady at the bank?

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Greenspan.

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He should call his best bud Montel for some help ....

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