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Zyxomma's avatar

Can't we lock him up for the Hastert Rule?

ChrisTS's avatar

No, he died of AIDS.

RMS's avatar

I wasn't too pleased with Clinton either; it's pretty sad when I look on GHWBush with indulgence and Carter was the Golden Age.

Zyxomma's avatar

His "leadership" wrecked the House. That's right, he can't.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Just a follow up, via Crooks and Liars

The full article at the New York TimesHastert Molested at Least Four Boys, Prosecutors Say

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

This sounds familiar. Are you a Cobbler?

goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

I just don't know how to quit you.

ahughes798's avatar

Having money and power is apparently an aphrodisiac for some. I don't understand why public figures haven't figured out that they're being heavily scrutinised, and maybe they should keep their hands to their husbands/wives.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Coed gymnastics on the tumbling mats in the PE storage room. Good times.

BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

“Mr. Hastert is deeply sorry..." that he finally got caught.

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Seems he first did to his students what he would later do to his country.

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Let's not get into that. I've talked to Jesus, and he forgave the whole thing.

Shananigan's avatar

“harm” he caused to “others” for “misconduct that occurred decades ago,”

Decades ago? Because child molesters eventually lose interest in molesting...riiiight....

Lily412's avatar

I especially love the Tim Horton's sign added in the background.