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Zyxomma's avatar

Can't we lock him up for the Hastert Rule?

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ChrisTS's avatar

No, he died of AIDS.

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RMS's avatar

I wasn't too pleased with Clinton either; it's pretty sad when I look on GHWBush with indulgence and Carter was the Golden Age.

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Zyxomma's avatar

His "leadership" wrecked the House. That's right, he can't.

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Just a follow up, via Crooks and Liars

The full article at the New York TimesHastert Molested at Least Four Boys, Prosecutors Say

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

This sounds familiar. Are you a Cobbler?

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

I just don't know how to quit you.

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ahughes798's avatar

Having money and power is apparently an aphrodisiac for some. I don't understand why public figures haven't figured out that they're being heavily scrutinised, and maybe they should keep their hands to their husbands/wives.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Coed gymnastics on the tumbling mats in the PE storage room. Good times.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

“Mr. Hastert is deeply sorry..." that he finally got caught.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Seems he first did to his students what he would later do to his country.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Let's not get into that. I've talked to Jesus, and he forgave the whole thing.

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revenant's avatar

www.boilingfrogspost.com/........does the name "Jack Abramoff" ring any bells?

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Shananigan's avatar

“harm” he caused to “others” for “misconduct that occurred decades ago,”

Decades ago? Because child molesters eventually lose interest in molesting...riiiight....

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accidental housewife's avatar

Chutzpah!

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Lily412's avatar

I especially love the Tim Horton's sign added in the background.

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