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Eyes Wide Shut combined with Legs Wide Open.

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I can't remember the context, but Jon Stewart recently made a joke about how, if things were really called what they are, "pornography" would become "sad Romanians fuck for money." Somehow this post reminded me of that.

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SBC. I'm working my way up to the 259 Studebaker block in the garage, now that my knee's been fixed.

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The part where we stopped guillotining them?

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Yeah... I don't understand that, either, sometimes.

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ALUMINUM baseball bat ***TINK****

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Amazingly enough, Strauss-Kahn was a luminary of the French SOCIALIST Party. Never got as high as Prime Minister, let alone President.

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I doubt the MRA's will ever hear of him, since he's a damned Frenchy furriner. Shave his head, plunk him on a Harley, rename him Clyde and ship him to Arkansas and, yeah, he'd be the next MRA poster boy.

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In other news from la belle France, Governor Rick Scott (R-The Hinges of Hell) is taking a break from the breakdown of any semblance of governance in Florida to make another one of his international ill-will tours, this time to Paris. No word yet on whether he will ask DSK where to find the best partouze in town.

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... if you ask Dumbald Trump, ALL of his wives married him for love! (Love of money to be sure, but he always omits that last part).

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Not guilty? Now he can run for president of France.

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You mean Eyes Wide Shut is real?

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Sure, when you see a roomful of beautiful young women barely able to contain their revulsion at being manhandled by wrinkly old creeps, "swinging" is the first thing that comes to mind.

I'd say that it says something about Strauss-Kahn's intellectual abilities that he could be so dumb, but he's so clearly lying and the judges are so clearly giving him a pass, that it says nothing other than that he's a privileged asshole getting away with it, and fits right in with the bankster crowd.

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he seems nice

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Wonder if this is a part of that banker culture that Elizabeth Warren understands so well, or if this is even more depraved and beyond the pale for even most of them.

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Only if he can be as shameless as David Vitter.

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