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I doubt they'll uncover even a single "fact" that hasn't already been flogged to death in a dozen laughably bad YouTube videos.

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Sure, but P.T. Barnum knew it first.

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Splendid Lucy reference.

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It was still working earlier today, but would not show on the main page. <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/won..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.wonkette.com/wonkville">http://www.wonkette.com/won... should get you there.

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Agreed.

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Wait, was that a TURTLE that Mike Gravel threw in the lake?? *mysterious X-Files theme*

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I understand the desire to take Fox Mulder as their role model, but have they noticed what David Duchovny's current <strike>crusading anti-government truth seeker</strike> fictional TV character is up to?

Oh, right. Half of Congress already uses that guy as their role model.

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It's about time. Maybe we can finally find out what ever happened to ALF.

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<i>or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race</i>

Maybe. Maybe not. But that <i>would</i> explain a lot about Orly Taitz.

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