Six former members of Congress, two of whom you may actually have heard of if you don't live in their state, are holding 30 hours of pretend "hearings" at the National Press Club this week on the important topic of what the U.S. Government really knows about the existence of extraterrestrials, according to a mostly straight-faced story at
I doubt they'll uncover even a single "fact" that hasn't already been flogged to death in a dozen laughably bad YouTube videos.
I understand the desire to take Fox Mulder as their role model, but have they noticed what David Duchovny&#039;s current <strike>crusading anti-government truth seeker</strike> fictional TV character is up to?
Oh, right. Half of Congress already uses that guy as their role model.
I doubt they&#039;ll uncover even a single &quot;fact&quot; that hasn&#039;t already been flogged to death in a dozen laughably bad YouTube videos.
Sure, but P.T. Barnum knew it first.
Splendid Lucy reference.
It was still working earlier today, but would not show on the main page. <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/won..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.wonkette.com/wonkville">http://www.wonkette.com/won... should get you there.
Agreed.
Wait, was that a TURTLE that Mike Gravel threw in the lake?? *mysterious X-Files theme*
I understand the desire to take Fox Mulder as their role model, but have they noticed what David Duchovny&#039;s current <strike>crusading anti-government truth seeker</strike> fictional TV character is up to?
Oh, right. Half of Congress already uses that guy as their role model.
It&#039;s about time. Maybe we can finally find out what ever happened to ALF.
<i>or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race</i>
Maybe. Maybe not. But that <i>would</i> explain a lot about Orly Taitz.