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I doubt they'll uncover even a single "fact" that hasn't already been flogged to death in a dozen laughably bad YouTube videos.

bobbert's avatar

Sure, but P.T. Barnum knew it first.

bobbert's avatar

Splendid Lucy reference.

PubOption's avatar

It was still working earlier today, but would not show on the main page. <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/won..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.wonkette.com/wonkville">http://www.wonkette.com/won... should get you there.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Wait, was that a TURTLE that Mike Gravel threw in the lake?? *mysterious X-Files theme*

malsperanza's avatar

I understand the desire to take Fox Mulder as their role model, but have they noticed what David Duchovny's current <strike>crusading anti-government truth seeker</strike> fictional TV character is up to?

Oh, right. Half of Congress already uses that guy as their role model.

Joshua Norton's avatar

It's about time. Maybe we can finally find out what ever happened to ALF.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race</i>

Maybe. Maybe not. But that <i>would</i> explain a lot about Orly Taitz.