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He already has the orgies covered

NOTICE: this week's cocaine orgy has been cancelled because some little tallywhacker couldn't keep his mouth shut

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I am disappoint no bumpin uglies this week.

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Is that a "key bump"?

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It's all good my friend :)

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He "fell overboard" trying to reel in a shark! It was the damndest thing.

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I hope he does win the primary.

I know it's Missouri...but he's the easiest to beat in that three way primary contest. MAGAts may vote for him, but not the majority.

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Wrong year. In 1992, we helped send Clinton to the WH, chose Mel Carnahan (RIP) for governor.

2004 would have been a better choice. Matt Blunt won the governorship after the Democratic incumbent, Bob Holden, lost a primary race to Claire McCaskill, who for some reason thought she could win an election when the incumbent could not. Missouri never regained its political sanity, to this day.

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When a woman changes her name BACK to her maiden name, there's no process. She just uses the name she wants. No court date, no affadavits, etc.

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Wife beating, child abuse just polish his credentials with the GOP because both are in their bible

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Zombievanka

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I just looked at Ballotpedia. There are nine Republicans including this disgusting POS, eight Democrats, and three Independents running.

Anyone from the state of MO willing to inform us about the Ds running?

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So Wyoming republican party gives Cheney the boot because she dared go against dear leader, but Missouri "WE PRO LIFE SO HARD" republican party won't even ask Geitens to stop running? I'm waiting for rank and file republicans to start wondering if they are the baddies.

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He wants them so he can punish and control his wife.

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Spoiler: They are the baddies.

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Josh Hawley (NSDAP-Virginia), please.

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E.g., Montana governor who beat up reporter; CA rep who misused campaign $ and got pardoned by Trump (I think there was a NY one, too); state AG (Dakota?) that hit and ran the guy on the side of road. Just to name a few recent ones.

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