He doesn't need to leap the buildings, they lay down for him to step over. His lies become truths the moment they pass his mouth. Of those 7,000 languages, he invented 6,999.
I'd say that Santos is green with envy that Wonkette has done a better job of padding his resume than he ever managed, but knowing him, he's just fiercely scribbling notes so he can steal all the best ideas.
Ah yes, George Santos, Nobel Prize Laureate, 10 time Olympic Gold Medalist and First Emperor of China is the perfect person to sow chaos and oppose Steve Scalise's bid for speaker.
AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!
No Mas No Mas the Famous Words of Legendary Boxer Roberto Duran.
Can someone please put the Repugnicans out of their MISERY!
Motherfucking delightful!!! Omg, I’m tweeting from beyond the grave because I’m dead from laughter 💀
I shouldn't have read this article while trying to read. Now I'll have to clean off the keyboard.
By Grapthar's Hammer he shall be avenged.
George will never give up, never surrender.
Fascists complain about Fascist purges, story at 11!
Possibly the best thing I've read here over many years and that's not because the other some such isn't hilaroous
"The last thing he needs is histrionics from Rep. Chaos Monkey."
Oh, c'mon, Liz, you know it's not fair to call him that.
I mean, how is someone going to be able to tell which chaos monkey you're talking about?
Where does this idiot get his delusions of competence?
He leaps tall buildings in a single bound and lies fluently in 7,000 languages...
He doesn't need to leap the buildings, they lay down for him to step over. His lies become truths the moment they pass his mouth. Of those 7,000 languages, he invented 6,999.
Brilliant !
Holy shitballs that opening paragraph is PURE ART!
I'd say that Santos is green with envy that Wonkette has done a better job of padding his resume than he ever managed, but knowing him, he's just fiercely scribbling notes so he can steal all the best ideas.
He actually wrote this article.
Hahaha, brilliant!
I want to dress as George Santos for Halloween. Can't decide if I'm going to go as an astronaut or a ninja warrior.
There is a drag queen George Santos. Her name is Kitara Revanche.
Think lots of glitter and purple.
Ah yes, George Santos, Nobel Prize Laureate, 10 time Olympic Gold Medalist and First Emperor of China is the perfect person to sow chaos and oppose Steve Scalise's bid for speaker.
Let's hope this show goes on forever.
If anyone is qualified to judge Scalise, it's the 10th pharaoh of the new kingdom himself, King George, life, prosperity, health.
It is hilarious that Santos has become this modern Munchausen.