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AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

No Mas No Mas the Famous Words of Legendary Boxer Roberto Duran.

Can someone please put the Repugnicans out of their MISERY!

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Motherfucking delightful!!! Omg, I’m tweeting from beyond the grave because I’m dead from laughter 💀

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I shouldn't have read this article while trying to read. Now I'll have to clean off the keyboard.

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By Grapthar's Hammer he shall be avenged.

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George will never give up, never surrender.

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Fascists complain about Fascist purges, story at 11!

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Oct 13, 2023·edited Oct 13, 2023

Possibly the best thing I've read here over many years and that's not because the other some such isn't hilaroous

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"The last thing he needs is histrionics from Rep. Chaos Monkey."

Oh, c'mon, Liz, you know it's not fair to call him that.

I mean, how is someone going to be able to tell which chaos monkey you're talking about?

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Where does this idiot get his delusions of competence?

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Always assuming that that’s his real name .

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"Lieutenant Batguano, if that really is your name...."

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founding

He leaps tall buildings in a single bound and lies fluently in 7,000 languages...

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He doesn't need to leap the buildings, they lay down for him to step over. His lies become truths the moment they pass his mouth. Of those 7,000 languages, he invented 6,999.

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Brilliant !

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I think it’s very disrespectful to treat the man who cured polio in such a manner.

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To be fair, he also invented polio. So...

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Holy shitballs that opening paragraph is PURE ART!

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I'd say that Santos is green with envy that Wonkette has done a better job of padding his resume than he ever managed, but knowing him, he's just fiercely scribbling notes so he can steal all the best ideas.

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He actually wrote this article.

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Hahaha, brilliant!

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I want to dress as George Santos for Halloween. Can't decide if I'm going to go as an astronaut or a ninja warrior.

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What, no drag queen Barbie Santos? Although that did give me an idea of how Kitara DuBois himself can go trick or treating: he can put on a lab coat and his pouty face, and be Dr. Jonas Sulk (admittedly a bit cerebral for some).

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There is a drag queen George Santos. Her name is Kitara Revanche.

Think lots of glitter and purple.

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I was reaching for a literary reference, as in Kitara DuBois, who 'always depends on the gullibility of others...'

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