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The expression of that locomotive makes you wonder what it's planning to do to all those kids.

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A former colleague of mine saw the first plane hit the Towers. Maybe she should run for president too.

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Charlie the Choo Choo is a character in Steven Kings Darktower series. He's evil.

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Didn't Dok do two weeks at the Fountainbleu back in '58?

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Speaking of 9/11, here's a photoshop masterpiece I made in a contest with my girlfriend to see who could make the most over-the-top thing a right wing Facebook user might post on Memorial Day. And yes, the book title is supposed to be misspelled.

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Running for president with no realistic chance of winning seems to be on a lot of Republican's bucket list.

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I saw a whole lotta bumper sticker slogans in that ad, but nothing else. So, he's going to run this country by standing united so we can accomplish anything because of those people ready to risk their lives (from what?) for the sake of this country by rising up and towers stronger in the skyline while lunch is on him? Okeydokey!

So, I thought RepubliCONs were conservatives but they all seem to be wasting money on non-winnable Presidential runs.

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81/121 ? Amirite? What do I win?

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OK, George, you got 43 votes - more than any of the other 3 million candidates, so you are our nominee.

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A hearty handclasp.

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Even tho I'm a native Californian, I have sworn a blood oath to never vote for a Californian or Texan for president.

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Not long after Sonny hit the tree I was in the post office buying stamps. The postal clerk asked me if I wanted some Bono commemorative stamps and gave me a sheet of stamps featuring a downhill skier.

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Wut happened to 9 9 9?

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Not a laurel and hearty handshake?

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Someone ought to look Pataki in his deep dead black eyes and inform him that national influence over those wingnuts diminishes to nothing when you're far from the Mason-Dixon Line. Romney had more $$$ than anyone else, and got his vanity candidacy--but otherwise...

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It's a masterpiece of epic proportions. :D

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