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I like how he called Clinton's behavior "tawdry."

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my second best* gay friend lives in NM and we LURV visiting him. i think NM's pretty awesome.

* he's only second best b/c he moved to NM and left us in the cold.

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to be fair, $9.99 is way better than the john mccain video going for $1.99

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If it's true that Laxalt insisted on letting him walk away like nothing ever happened, while she went the single-mom route, he was the luckiest man in the history of the U.S. Senate.

On the other hand, I was once involved with a family genotyping project that traced inherited characteristics, and we were totally flabbergasted at how often junior "looked like the milkman" at the level of his or her DNA. We politely informed quite a few people that their genetic makeup was "unsuitable for the project."

The take-home lesson: if you must bone outside the home, you should stick to married women. Which, of course, <a href="http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/national\/husband-drives-350-miles-shoot-wife-lover-article-1.1172108" target="_blank">comes with its own unique risks</a>.

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Foresight? Is that one of 'em?

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This is wonket gold, and it's unpossible anyone else will ever summarize this pious sleazebag's thought processes more succinctly. Props.

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I hope she's just as perplexed at anyone insinuating pain and ugliness, where joy and beauty have presided, against people of the same sex who want to get married.

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Her definition of "honorable" is oddly skewed, too...

<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pete_Domenici#Department_of_Justice_controversy" target="_blank">A communication by a senator or House member with a federal prosecutor regarding an ongoing criminal investigation is a violation of ethics rules. In a March 2007 statement, Domenici admitted making such a call.</a>

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she is now...

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the men who stare at goats' ass

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I want to know who is willing to pay $10 for an autographed photo of Pete Domenici, because I've got a storage room full of useless crap I'd like to sell...

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Maybe so...maybe no. But I bet we all have that image in our head now.

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"sacred situation "

Sexual Stockholm Syndrome is sacred now?

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Six pillars of good character?Which of the seven pillars of wisdom is missing?

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Jesus. These guys. Could they not just keep their peckers in their pants from time to time?

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<i>“Character Counts Weeks.” </i>

Cue the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" because I'm inspired!

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