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diogenez's avatar

I like how he called Clinton's behavior "tawdry."

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fuflans's avatar

my second best* gay friend lives in NM and we LURV visiting him. i think NM's pretty awesome.

* he's only second best b/c he moved to NM and left us in the cold.

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fuflans's avatar

to be fair, $9.99 is way better than the john mccain video going for $1.99

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

If it's true that Laxalt insisted on letting him walk away like nothing ever happened, while she went the single-mom route, he was the luckiest man in the history of the U.S. Senate.

On the other hand, I was once involved with a family genotyping project that traced inherited characteristics, and we were totally flabbergasted at how often junior "looked like the milkman" at the level of his or her DNA. We politely informed quite a few people that their genetic makeup was "unsuitable for the project."

The take-home lesson: if you must bone outside the home, you should stick to married women. Which, of course, <a href="http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/national\/husband-drives-350-miles-shoot-wife-lover-article-1.1172108" target="_blank">comes with its own unique risks</a>.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Foresight? Is that one of 'em?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

This is wonket gold, and it's unpossible anyone else will ever summarize this pious sleazebag's thought processes more succinctly. Props.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I hope she's just as perplexed at anyone insinuating pain and ugliness, where joy and beauty have presided, against people of the same sex who want to get married.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Her definition of "honorable" is oddly skewed, too...

<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pete_Domenici#Department_of_Justice_controversy" target="_blank">A communication by a senator or House member with a federal prosecutor regarding an ongoing criminal investigation is a violation of ethics rules. In a March 2007 statement, Domenici admitted making such a call.</a>

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she is now...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the men who stare at goats' ass

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I want to know who is willing to pay $10 for an autographed photo of Pete Domenici, because I've got a storage room full of useless crap I'd like to sell...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Maybe so...maybe no. But I bet we all have that image in our head now.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"sacred situation "

Sexual Stockholm Syndrome is sacred now?

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PubOption's avatar

Six pillars of good character?Which of the seven pillars of wisdom is missing?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Jesus. These guys. Could they not just keep their peckers in their pants from time to time?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“Character Counts Weeks.” </i>

Cue the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" because I'm inspired!

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