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Brace yourself for when Hillary gets elected. Because it's still way more permissible to be a raging misogynist than an openly racist fuck, you can look forward to eight years of menstruation humor and tits/wringers jokes.

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I'm a thinking we need to get the Muslin in Chief to phone up the brotherhood and have them create a Bundyghazi,that should keep Issa busy for at least another year or 2 until we can get Obama re-elected

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"Everyone" as defined by Fox is "Some percentage of unemployed white men, who are sitting at home on a weekday morning, cooking a little meth, cleaning the gun, watching broadcast TV, popping a PBR in hopes of soothing that hangover, and hoping the wife won't bitch too much when she gets home and sees that the living room hasn't been vacuumed."

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I would like to offer my thanks and a Purple Heart to Mr. Vietor. We owe a lot to selfless people like him who are willing to go on Fox and keep the Benghazi flame alive. With luck, Benghazi will remain Fox's one and only topic for the next, say, seven months or so.

Thanks for taking one for the team, Tommy!

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Fuck 'em! I'm writing him in!

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Not in anyway shape or form meant to diminish 9/11 but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the thousands of Americans & countless Iraqis who perished at the hands of WMD lying liar ass on fire faces.

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It's been soaking, perhaps, in a manner of speaking.

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They did produce volumes and volumes of evidence spanning several years proving their lies, manufactured talking points and a whole bunch of other outrageous evil... The DEMs "tried" but IMO not nearly hard enough.

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Oh FFS... Those pissy ass butt hurt whiners finally convinced Boehner to procede with a special select committee. As if they had not already wasted millions of dollars on this insane witch hunt.

I think we can all agree that when the SC produces the EXACT same information that we've known forever they will then scream for a select committee to investigate the select committee.

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if i were chris steven's family, i would want blood like a lannister.

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BST? I remember back in the day when my mom wanted to demonstrate to me that she "got" this youngster culture. So she tells me, "I <i>know</i> what that BS&T [in my older brothers' album collection] stands for. Bullshit and Tears." (this from a woman who scolded us whenever we said "Geez")

That's what I've called them ever since. Now I guess they're Benghazi Standard Time.

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He did, but the producers edited it to make it sound more hip.

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The dude really likes chickens and don’t mean for eating.

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Faux just assumes since they made up everything they have said (all the millions and millions and millions of words, jeebus), that everyone else has done the same. I'm sure they will apologize once they realize their error.

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That made me hard.

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Hey vato, relajarse!

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