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fuflans's avatar

i find it especially annoying whey they follow you AFTER you've just bought something. if i just spent $100 on some crap, i'm probably not interested in hearing from you about buying $100 more crap.

great meeting you too. we should have more meet ups even if we don't have the sublime miss becca...

TundraGrifter's avatar

I'll tell you what about a Benz. if you aren't used to it, you're twenty miles over the speed limit before you know it. Big, fast, heavy, great suspension - the dial creeps up to 80 and you think you're doing' 60 'cause that's what if really feels like.

I young fella with a new one begins to get that really nice buzz rolling along a lonely road and it's easy to not know one's limitations...

Spurning Beer's avatar

It's the Wasilla colon for me.

malsperanza's avatar

She is the epitome of thing.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Oh, yeah. Wasn't it called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down"?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Maybe pushed out of the back of a C-130 at 25,000 feet...

fuflans's avatar

you make me laugh so often.

like now.

fuflans's avatar

just don't drive a bloody car.

unless you live in LA. then drive a car.

Shypixel's avatar

For you, Em?

Actually, Ima stop this comment right here, before I say something offensive.

(Why, yes, I am running a fever, why do you ask?)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

he's still a self pitying dick who whines about all the libruls calling him an <strike>enema </strike> enemy of the human race

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they're not good at multi tasking

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she probably had an abortion too also

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

unsafe at any speed- at least he wasn't driving a Chevrolet Corvair

(yes, Ralph Nader killed Hastings- now there's a conspiracy theory)

Shypixel's avatar

I never remember the names of the girls in porn movies.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

which generally happens shortly after last call on St Patrick's Day