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Go down to the first floor and push all the buttons!

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Being outranked on Google by a disambiguation page is like losing an election to None Of The Above.

Which is exactly what will happen if French runs for president, of course.

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Well, he's keeping his streak of being wrong at everything intact.

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Has anyone else seen the Moonbats' new replacement for "sheeple" (I think they finally became aware enough to realize everyone was mocking them with that)? It's "Copper Top" and for maximum hilarity it's a fucking Matrix reference.

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Hey that's lose-lose, which is a win-win for old Bill, right?

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the thing I keep wondering about is why Bill Kristol, (someone we've all actually heard of) convinced this poor sap (that no-one has ever heard of) to run for president. if it's such a great idea, why doesn't Bill Kristol just run himself? I'd like to think it's because there's some skeleton in his closet so he doesn't want the scrutiny of being a 3rd party candidate that no-one votes for

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Dear Diary For November:

Was going to vote David French but then realized David Trench --presumably corpse-like by now-- would make a much better prez so wrote him in instead. THX INNERNETS!

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Just as an aside, Gilder was an idiot back when he was a "thing", and I assume he still is, if he is still above ground.

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I just think of it as the third-place star. The V is a separate thing.

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In other words the clown didn't trust his wifey not to ride the baloney pony while he was gone.

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No, they're trenchermen.

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Well, gold star sounds like something you get in kindergarten. Bronze Star sounds more manly somehow. Is there an Ironstar?

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Are these people cyborgs cooked up in the Palin family basement out of spare snowmobile parts?

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I had always assumed they promised salvation or at least a quick peek at god's knickers.

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To be fair, French was picked by Bill Kristol, not the GOP base. That is a whole different quality of derp.

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They're all voting for Trump.

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