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Heel of the hand, straight up under the chin, with a good follow-through. Game over, unless the guy's built like a bull. In which case you were probably fucked anyway.

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You do have to know the local pecking order, that determines who can stand their ground against whom. And if there's a spousal exception for wife-beaters.

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KICK 'EM INNA BALLS! KICK 'EM INNA BALLS!

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Painting myself green, just in case.

Once you go Green, you uh, won't get mean?

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Jim Carrey?

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DOES NOT COMPUTE.

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Margarita Fishbowl? Are you at Senor Frogs or something?

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Whether President Hilz will make the wing nuts crazier than President Hopey remains to be seen.

Yes they're racists, but women are property too, just like it says in the Bible.

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GOP agrees its ok for Obammycare to cover the illness of color blindness cause everyone ought to be able to see black and white but it stops there no lady part pinks to be covered forever

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We elected a what?

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Almost forgetted that gawd offul rainybow them gheys like is also out

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The Clinton years were really bad. Not as bad as this, but they foamed at the mouth over every damn thing he said.

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Pretend to walk away from the fight, then BOOM ,surprise spinning back elbow!!

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I can't even SEE race! I had no idea the President was black!

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<i>Obama was “inflaming racial hatred,”</i>

Doood! Talk to the hand. And then the wrist. And then the elbow....

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The gall of him, suggesting that the oppressed don't have to accept the way things have always been. How's that going to help white people?

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